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Worst Writing In An RPG

Started by Zachary The First, February 23, 2010, 09:03:02 AM

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Ian Absentia

Quote from: thedungeondelver;362477I was aware.  That doesn't make it better.

In fact that makes it worse.
I could buy it for you tomorrow and send you the copy.  I need a good deed for the day.

!i!

thedungeondelver

Quote from: Ian Absentia;362481I could buy it for you tomorrow and send you the copy.  I need a good deed for the day.

!i!

You're trying to kill me - I now have proof.
THE DELVERS DUNGEON


Mcbobbo sums it up nicely.

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Astrophysicists are reassessing Einsteinian relativity because the 28 billion l

KrakaJak

#32
From the setting info in the RPG Zarrakan:

Quote from: ZarrakanIn 1500 Susan Arcane, a scientist from Morgoth Gorn discovered the corpse of a creature lying face down in a pool of it's own green blood while she was exploring Morgorth Screaming Forest. The spear buried in it's head was explanation enough as to why the creature was dead, but as to what the creature was she didn't know. The creature looked like a giant insect, had a black carapace, and was 270 centimeters tall. Understandably, Susan was very excited by the prospect of having discovered a new organism, quickly picked up what was left of the creature, and ran back to Morgoth Gorm with thoughts of naming the creature after herself bouncing in her head.

Upon arrival at her home in Morgoth Gorn she settled in, and studied the creature for the next five years. Unfortunately, Susan discovered little beyond the physical characteristics of the creature since the creature was dead, and the fact she did not have another creature like it to compare it to. She named the creature "Arcane" after her last name (1505).

Available at Zarrakan.com


Oy, I had to copy that by hand. The text is presented exactly as it appears in the book.
-Jak
 
 "Be the person you want to be, at the expense of everything."
Spreading Un-Common Sense since 1983

Narf the Mouse

Quote from: KrakaJak;362492From the setting info in the RPG Zarrakan:



Available at Zarrakan.com


Oy, I had to copy that by hand. The text is presented exactly as it appears in the book.
Susan is apparently very strong and has incredible running endurance. Is this, perhaps, a superhero game?
The main problem with government is the difficulty of pressing charges against its directors.

Given a choice of two out of three M&Ms, the human brain subconsciously tries to justify the two M&Ms chosen as being superior to the M&M not chosen.

KrakaJak

Quote from: Narf the Mouse;362493Susan is apparently very strong and has incredible running endurance. Is this, perhaps, a superhero game?
Ummmm, I cannot describe it. Suffice to say, if the passage above intrigued you there is  plenty more where it came from.

It's kind of like timecube, the rpg.

Here's an example of the 'system':

Quote from: ZarrakanBiohazard - Distribute B among T within (# OF B X 4)M and then roll B. Decrease the number of constitution dice T uses for Recovery by (# ABOVE 4 ROLLED) for (# OF B)J.
-Jak
 
 "Be the person you want to be, at the expense of everything."
Spreading Un-Common Sense since 1983

Pseudoephedrine

Oh, well, if we're there already:

HYBRID:

QuoteRULE # 163: THE MANNER IN WHICH COURSES ARE SET UP IN ALL THE MAJORS IN ALL THE COLLEGES & UNIVERSITIES IN UNITED STATES, SEEM TO BE IN MANNER SIMILAR TO INTERSECTION OF COSINE & SINE CURVE, IN TERMS OF DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THE COURSES, MEANING, THE ORDER IS NOT ORDERLY, LIKE THE OR A HASHING TECHNIQUE IN COMPUTER SCIENCE, SIMILAR TO HARDNESS & DENSITY, SIMILAR TO DIFFERENT LAYERS OF A PLANET, SIMILAR TO INTERSECTION OF THE COSINE AND SINE CURVE, BE THE HIDDEN PATTERN, IN TERMS OF PLACEMENT OF THE COURSES, WITHIN MAJORS, BE EITHER FORCE OF NATURE, LIKE OR SIMILAR TO A FRACTAL, OR INTENTIONAL ON PART OF SOME1 REPRESENTING A SECTOR OF ORGANIZED CRIME THAT CONTROL & MANIPULATE THE EDUCATION SYSTEM, TO CONFUSE THE STUDENTS, TO WASTE THEIR TIME, TO MAXIMIZE PROFIT, IS A SIGN OF CORRUPTION WITHIN EDUCATION SYSTEM & IN HIGHER LEARNING: ONE OF THE MISSING ELEMENTS IS/[ARE] IMPLIED, THAT BE BEFORE START OF THE FIRST SET OF COLLEGE COURSE, BE WHEN THE STUDENTS BE IN HIGH SCHOOL, SUCH COURSES BE EITHER EASY OR EASIER THAN COLLEGE LEVEL, SIMILAR TO AIR BEING LESS DENSE THAN CRUST LAYER OF A PLANET, WHILE EMPTY SPACE IS OF LESS DENSITY THAN AIR, SIMILAR TO [K TO 8] LEVEL GRADES BEING EASY.
Running
The Pernicious Light, or The Wreckers of Sword Island;
A Goblin\'s Progress, or Of Cannons and Canons;
An Oration on the Dignity of Tash, or On the Elves and Their Lies
All for S&W Complete
Playing: Dark Heresy, WFRP 2e

"Elves don\'t want you cutting down trees but they sell wood items, they don\'t care about the forests, they\'\'re the fuckin\' wood mafia." -Anonymous

Pseudoephedrine

QuoteRULE # 141: EATING BOILED FOOD, ONCE A WEEK, SUCH AS BOILED POTATO[ES] & BOILED EGG, SEEM TO ACT OR WORK, IN BODY & MIND, LIKE ANTIDEPRESSANTS: @ SAME TIME, TO MAINTAIN FOOD DIET OF LOW SUGAR CONTENT OF (1D6) %: % MORE THAN 6 %, THAT PERCENT, IS NOT GOOD FOR THE BODY: IF YOU REPLACE THE # 6 WITH THE WORD [SEX], COULD ALSO BE TRUE IN SOME CASES & SOMETIMES, AS IN FEMINISM, SEEM TO WANT MORE THAN SEX: SUCH WOMEN IN REGARDS TO MONEY, AND MEN IN REGARDS TO VIOLENCE, BOTH IN EXTREMES, NEITHER GOOD: LIKE STRETCHING A RUBBER BAND, TO ITS LIMIT, WILL SOON BREAK: ANALOGY TO SOCIETY, BREAKING, IS PART OF NATURAL LAWS: KEEP A DIET OF AN AVERAGE OF 12 NON SPOILED GRAPES, PER DAY, NOT MORE NOR LESS THAN THAT.

Evidently HYBRID is now a "Tri-stat" RPG.
Running
The Pernicious Light, or The Wreckers of Sword Island;
A Goblin\'s Progress, or Of Cannons and Canons;
An Oration on the Dignity of Tash, or On the Elves and Their Lies
All for S&W Complete
Playing: Dark Heresy, WFRP 2e

"Elves don\'t want you cutting down trees but they sell wood items, they don\'t care about the forests, they\'\'re the fuckin\' wood mafia." -Anonymous

Pseudoephedrine

QuoteRULE # 120: NOTE THE COMMENT BY THE JAPANESE SAMARIA, THAT INNOCENT PEOPLE SEEM TO GET KILLED AROUND WOLVERINE IS BOTH TRUTH AND ALSO NOT TRUE, IN THE MOVIE, X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE: MEANING WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT MOVIE OR STORY, WAS SIMILAR TO THE DANGER ROOM THAT OF PROFESSOR XAVIER, INCLUDING THAT IT BE TO GET WOLVERINE ACCEPTED INTO THE X-MEN, AS A SLEEPER CELL, SO TO SPEAK, AN ASSASSIN, WHILE THE SABERTOOTH WOULD MAKE OR TRY TO GET HIMSELF EMBEDDED AS A SLEEPER CELL OR ASSASSIN TO ASSASSINATE MAGNETO, WHILE HIS BROTHER WOULD TRY TO ASSASSINATE PROFESSOR XAVIER, WHILE SABERTOOTH TRY TO GET HIMSELF INTO THE OTHER TWIN OR/AND COUNTERPART ORGANIZATION OF MAGNETO. THE BLACK DUDE WITH THE TELEPORTING POWER IN THE RECENT MOVIE, X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE, IN THAT MOVIE, THE BLACK DUDE [INCLUDING ALSO WOLVERINE] WAS NOT ACTUALLY DOING WHAT HE CLAIMS TO BE DOING THAT THE BLACK DUDE WITH THE TELEPORTING POWERS DID NOT REALLY HAVE SUCH TELEPORTING POWERS, WOULD BE TOO EXPENSIVE TO USE AND ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD WANT TELEPORTING POWER, FOR THE REASON THAT IT IS VERY EXPENSIVE TO USE, SO EITHER HE WAS NOT REALLY TELEPORTING BUT RATHER CREATING AN ILLUSION OF TELEPORTATION OR HE [IF HE WAS OR BE OR WAS TRYING TO BE A SUPERHERO] WAS AN IDIOT TO CHOOSE SUCH POWER, BECAUSE TELEPORTING POWER IS BASICALLY NO GOOD TO A SUPER-HERO, UNLESS HE WISH TO USE HIS C# INEFFICIENTLY, THAT MEANING SUCH POWER ONLY A CRIMINAL WOULD BE ABLE TO USE AND WANT & WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT EFFICIENTLY, @ THE LOW END OF THE POWER SPECTRUM, IF THE CHARACTER WAS NOT ON A COSMIC SCALE, BY MANIPULATING HIS C# IN SUCH A WAY, MEANING: HE DID NOT REALLY HAVE TELEPORTING POWERS, IS REASON WHY SABERTOOTH WAS ABLE TO KNOW OR TELL OR SMELL HIS MOVEMENT & THEN IMPALE HIM, SO THAT MEANING THE IMPALED MUTANT DID NOT REALLY DO WHAT HE {CLAIMS}] CLAIMS TO BE DOING WITH HIS POWERS BE COMBINATION OF TURNING INVISIBLE & MOVING QUICKLY & ABSORBING SOUNDS OF HIS MOVEMENT THAT DID NOT HIDE HIS ODOR, THAT SABERTOOTH WAS ABLE TO DETECT & KNOW HIS EXACT LOCATION, BY PERHAPS BY INFRARED VISION, WOULD EXPLAIN THE MISSING 1 C2 DP POINT FOR SABERTOOTH, THEN SABERTOOTH IMPALES HIM, IS WHY THAT BLACK DUDE GETS A RATING # 2 @ 22 C2 DP. AND, ALSO, THAT: JUST AS GOD IS BIPOLAR, MEANING SEEM COMPLICATED, IS PERHAPS ONLY PSYCHOLOGICAL: MEANING FIRST DIFFERENT RELIGIONS TRY TO BRAINWASH THE PUBLIC WHAT GOD IS, THEN COMES SCIENCE TRIES TO BRAINWASH YOU WHAT GOD IS: NEITHER RELIGION NOR SCIENCE CAN EXPLAIN WHAT GOD IS, EXCEPT IN TO UNDERSTAND IT FROM POINT OF VIEW OF C#, IS A FUSION OF MAGIC & SCIENCE: SOMETHING MU DR DOOM SEEM TO EMBRACE: ALSO ADOLF HITLER, WHOSE C# DEPENDS ON HOW YOU INTERPRET THE CHARACTER, CAN RANGE BETWEEN RATING # 1 [MOSTLY LIKELY] TO RATING # 2 [NOT OR LEAST LIKELY] EMBRACED THE IDEA OF MIXING OR FUSING MAGIC [C#] WITH SCIENCE [C#]: IS WHY THERE SEEM TO BE AN ANCIENT CONSPIRACY TO HIDE NATURE OF GOD, THAT THIS ANCIENT CONSPIRACY WAS CREATED BY GOD, IN THE FORM OF EVOLUTION, IS NOT REALLY EVOLUTION, ONLY PARTLY, AS WE ARE TOLD OF IT, BUT EVOLUTION OF C#, IN TERMS OF HOW C# IS USED: BECAUSE PARTS OF THE MIND OF GOD OR OF HIM OR HER OR IT DOES NOT WISH TO BE REVEALED, 4REASON THAT GOD WANTS WANTS & DOES NOT WANT @ SAME TIME TO FIGURE EVOLUTION OUT: THE BIPOLAR NATURE OF GOD OR/AND EVOLUTION: THE SAME ALSO BE WITH THE HUMAN SPECIE: THE SAME BE WITH SCIENCE: IS WHY MUCH OF ADVANCED OR/AND COMPLICATED MATH SEEM LIKE GIBBERISH, SORT OF LIKE THE GLOBAL WARMING IS ONLY PARTLY TRUE & THE OTHER PART BEING AN EXCUSE FOR THE USA TO TEST ITS NEWEST WEAPON, HAARP, WITH PUBLIC RELATIONS PROPAGANDA BEING DONE BY AL GORE, IN RETURN FOR BRIBE $, IS WHY HE IS SO RICH, TOO RICH, FOR SOME1 WITH AN AVERAGE IQ, REGARDING MATH OF PHYSICS, MEANING THERE IS A VERY ANCIENT CONSPIRACY TO IT, THAT TO HIDE THE FREE ENERGY EQUATION THAT NICOLA TESLA TRIED TO PUBLISH, BUT WAS PREVENTED FROM PUBLISHING: THAT EQUATION IS REALLY MY EQUATION STOLEN OR COPIED FROM ME & THAT MY THEORY ON THE FREE ENERGY EQUATION STARTS @ POINT WHERE C# OF MALE HUMANS SEEM TO CEASE TO EXIST, IS STARTING POINT OF THE FREE ENERGY EQUATION: THAT MY IDEA WAS OR IT SEEMS THAT IT WAS PARAPHRASED BY NICOLA TESLA, IS WHY, SINCE TIME OF NICOLA TESLA, ALL TEACHERS EVERYWHERE IN COLLEGES, IN THE LANGUAGE DEPARTMENT, TO MAKE LANGUAGE SEEM MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT REALLY IS, EMPHASIZE THE TECHNIQUE OF PARAPHRASING IS PROBABLY NO COINCIDENCE, THAT EVER SINCE DISCOVERY OF THE FREE ENERGY EQUATION BY NICOLA TESLA, THAT HIS IDEA OR THEORY ON THE FREE ENERGY EQUATION, WAS STOLEN OR COPIED OR/AND PARAPHRASED FROM ME BY # OF WAYS: ONE SUCH WAY COULD BE CIRCULAR TIMELINE OF C# OR BY THE CHARACTER HIMSELF OR BY TACHYON PARTICLES AS IT PASSED OR/& PASSES THROUGH MY BODY, CARRIES WITH IT A COPY OF A PART OR FRACTION OF MY IDEAS, & TAKES IT BACK IN TIME TO PARTICULAR PERSON THAT WOULD HELP IN CREATING A CIRCULAR TIMELINE: WOULD CREATE AN ILLUSION OF A CONSPIRACY: MAY BE REAL OR MAY BE AN ILLUSION: THAT SEEM TO HAVE STARTED VERY LONG TIME AGO; &, THERE SEEM TO BE MANY WILLING PARTICIPANTS PERPETUATE THIS CONSPIRACY: THAT PARTS OF IT DOES NOT WISH TO BE REVEALED: THE SAME BIPOLAR NATURE OF MINDS OF WOMEN REFLECT THE BIPOLAR NATURE OF SCIENCE: THAT MEANING: THERE ARE DOZENS OF PIECES TO THIS PUZZLE: 1 OF THEM PIECES TO THIS PUZZLE BE THE WORD 'RELATIVE' USED BY EINSTEIN FOR HIS THEORY ON RELATIVITY: THAT WORD CAUSES A FLUCTUATION IN THE COST IN C# OF EVERYTHING: MEANING WHEN YOU WERE FIRST TAUGHT TO WRITE, YOUR TEACHERS TOLD TO YOU TO ORGANIZE YOUR THOUGHTS, IS A BAD ADVISE, IN TERMS OF WRITING SOMETHING DOWN ON OR TO PAPER: A BRAINWASHING TECHNIQUE BY YOUR TEACHERS: TO KEEP YOU FROM FIGURING OUT THE TRUTH, THAT IN TERMS OF HOW ANYTHING IS WRITTEN, DEPENDS ON C# OF THE WRITER & HOW HE OR SHE OR IT USES HIS OR HER OR ITS C#, IS WHY A WRITTEN DRAFTS OF SOMETHING IMPROVES WITH EACH NEW DRAFT OF THE ORIGINAL. &, ANY ONE OF THESE PIECES OR KEYS MIGHT BE THE STARTING POINT TO UNLOCKING THIS MYSTERY THAT WE CALL OR THINK OF AS SCIENCE: THAT JUST AS ILLUSION OF MAGIC OR A MAGIC TRICK DEPENDS ON C# OF THE CHARACTER, SIMILARLY THE ILLUSION OF SCIENCE, ALSO DEPENDS ON C# AND ALSO COOPERATION OF CONSPIRATORS, BY HAVING A VERY GULLIBLE OR/& COWARDLY PUBLIC & ALSO TROLLS WITH SUFFICIENT C# TO BE PARTY TO THIS CONSPIRACY, IF SUCH A CONSPIRACY EXISTS. THERE R A DOZEN ANCIENT CONSPIRACIES TAKING PLACE ALREADY, THAT STARTING LONG AGO & STILL TAKING PLACE. JUST AS YOU CAN NOT USE MATH OR ART OF CHANCE OR PROBABILITIES TO SOLVING A RUBIK'S CUBE, BUT RATHER TO EITHER TO USE COMMON SENSE OR A PARTICULAR METHOD THAT IT WOULD SEEM LIKE COMMON SENSE TO SOLVING A RUBIK'S CUBE, THAT SAME METHODOLOGY MIGHT APPLY TO SCIENCE, SOMETHING THAT THE ILLUMINATI SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN A WAGING A WAR ON FOR QUITE A LONG TIME, NOT JUST A COUPLE OF CENTURIES, AND NOT EVER SOME COUPLE OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS BACK TO THE TIME OF ARISTOTLE, BUT IN PERHAPS ALL THE WAY BACK SINCE SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF YEARS: THAT NOT ALL SCIENTISTS BE ILLUMINATI SCIENTISTS, INCLUDING ARISTOTLE, AN AGENT OF THE ILLUMINATI, [HAD]/HAVE BEEN WAGING A WAR ON COMMON SENSE, NOT OPENLY NOR ENTIRELY BUT IN JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT & IN POLITICAL WAY, TO HIDE HIS MOTIVE, IS WHY ALL THE GOVERNMENTS OF ALL OF THE COUNTRIES PROMOTE STUPIDITY, WHEN MAKING LAWS, THERE SEEM TO BE THE SAME ABSENCE OF COMMON SENSE, BOTH IN HUMAN LAWS, AS THERE IS IN SCIENCE: IF ONE WERE TO LOOK @ THE PATTER, THERE IS ONE, IT COULD BE A VERY ANCIENT CONSPIRACY: THAT BEING THAT SCIENCE ALWAYS SAYS THAT EXPERIMENT HAS TO BE REPRODUCIBLE, IS A FLAW & NOT A FLAW, DEPENDING ON REFERENCE POINT OF VIEW: THERE R # OF CLUES: ONE OF THOSE CLUES IS A COMMENT MADE IN THE ARGUMENT BETWEEN TWO PROFESSORS IN THE FICTIONAL [YES: FICTIONAL] STORY OF HARRY POTTER, WHERE THE PROFESSOR THAT HAD THE POWER OF PREDICTION WAS CHALLENGED BY THE TROUBLE MAKING HARRY POTTER, THAT EVERY1 SEEM TO THINK IS GOOD, IS NOT REALLY, WHEN HE GOT ONE OF THE PROFESSORS TO VERBALLY ATTACK, BY CHALLENGING ANOTHER PROFESSOR, BY MAKING THE COMMENT OR CHALLENGE TO THE FEMALE TEACHER, WHO HAD POWER OF OR TO MAKE PREDICTION TO MAKE A PREDICTION: THE REASON SHE DID NOT MAKE A PREDICTION, IS THAT TO DO SO, WOULD COST HER C# POINTS. &, THE AUDIENCE WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THAT PERHAPS SHE WAS NOT ALL THAT, BUT SHE WAS TRYING TO USE HER C# POINTS EFFICIENTLY BY NOT WASTING IT: IS ALSO SOMETHING ALL SCIENTISTS TRY TO DO, WHEN TRYING TO CREATE ILLUSION OF SCIENCE, IS TO USE THEIR C# EFFICIENTLY: THE DISCOVERY OF THE FREE ENERGY EQUATION OF NICOLA TESLA COULD BE INTERPRETED AS FORM OF WITCHCRAFT, IS AND IS NOT: IS WHY THE ILLUMINATI TRIED TO HIDE THE RESEARCH OF THE FREE ENERGY EQUATION OF NICOLA TESLA, TO CREATE IN THE MIND OF THE PUBLIC, THAT SCIENCE WAS EXPENSIVE, IS WHY C# OF EVERYTHING IN MY PREVIOUS VERSION OF THIS TRI-STAT RPG WAS EXPENSIVE, BUT WITH THE FREE ENERGY EQUATION, WHEN THAT BE USED & APPLIED TO ONE OR BOTH SIDES OF THE DP STAT, CAN MAKE USING C# CHEAPER, IN THE PROCESS, MAKING SCIENCE CHEAPER. &, NOW: TO GROW THE STEPS OF TRYING TO PROVE THIS IS NOT EASY, FOR THE REASON THAT MY MATH IS NOT SIMPLY & NOT COMPLICATED: COULD BE BOTH MY WEAKNESS & MY ADVANTAGE: MOST ADVANCED MATH SEEM LIKE GIBBERISH, THAT IT NEVER TRIES TO GO THROUGH NOR TRY TO EXPLAIN ITSELF TO EITHER ME NOR TO THE PUBLIC: IT SKIPS MANY IMPORTANT STEPS, INCLUDING MOST COLLEGE MATH TEXTBOOKS SEEM TO BE CRAP OR FULL OF SHIT, COMPARED TO THE MATH BOOKS THAT CAN BE FOUND ON AMAZON.COM BUT I COST $: ANOTHER ROAD BLOCK TO FIGURING OUT THE MYSTERY OF FLIGHT: ONE SCIENTIST SOMEWHERE MADE A COMMENT, WHICH WAS POSTED ON THE INTERNET [ACCORDING TO GOOGLE], THAT HIS COMMENT ATTEMPTED TO MAKE A CONNECTION BETWEEN HEAT AND GRAVITY: SECRET BEHIND ROCKET SCIENCE: ITS DETAILS I'M NOT SURE OF: SOMEWHERE IN GOOGLE: THERE WAS ALSO AN MU COMIC ON JUST THAT TOPIC, COINCIDENTALLY, THAT OF THE HUMAN TORCH VERSUS GRAVITON: COINCIDENCE OR WAS C# OF REALITY OR/AND C# OF CIRCULAR TIMELINE TRYING TO GET REVEAL THE SECRET OF THE ILLUMINATI: THE SCIENTIST IN THE MOVIE LAWNMOWER MAN, WAS EITHER PRETENDING TO BE A GENIUS OR GIVEN AWAY PART OF HIS C# TO THE LAWNMOWER MAN, MAYBE HIS SON THAT HE LEFT OR LEFT FOR ABANDONMENT, EITHER, FORMER OR/& LATTER, TO CREATE ILLUSION OF HIS GENIUS: IF THAT NOT BE THEN THE LAWNMOWER MAN SIMPLY HAD SOME # OF BLOCKS TO HIS MIND, MAYBE FROM CHILD ABUSE, THAT PREVENTED HIM FROM USING HIS C# @ RATING # 2 @ 22 C2 DP, WHILE THE GUY THAT PLAYS THE SCIENTIST BE @ RATING # 1 @ 15 C2 DP. THAT IS ONE OF TWO POSSIBILITIES: THERE IS 3RD POSSIBILITY: THAT IS BOTH THEM WERE @ RATING # 1: THE REASON THAT THE LAWNMOWER MAN GOT THE SUPER POWERS IS THE SAME REASON THAT WOLVERINE GOT HIS POWERS ENHANCED, BY PRETENDING TO BE WEAKER THAN HE WAS, THAT THE LAWNMOWER MAN PRETENDED TO BE AN IDIOT, THAT BY DOING SO, HE GOT A BOOST IN HIS C#, MIGHT ALSO EXPLAIN WHY ALL THE HUMANS WANT TO BE IDIOTS, SO TO INCREASE THEIR PL STAT OR POWER LEVEL STAT, THAT MOST HUMANS USE IT TO HAVE OR/AND INCREASE THEIR COM # OR BE BORN WITH POTENTIAL FOR A HIGH OR HIGHER COM # THAN IF THEIR C# WAS IN EQUILIBRIUM STATE, IS WHAT MOST ASIANS HAVE THEIR C# IN EQUILIBRIUM STATE. AND, SO, WHEN THE LAWNMOWER MAN REDUCES OR REDUCED HIS [INT] FROM 15 C2 TO HALF OR [1/2] @ 7.5 C2, JUST ENOUGH TO FIX HIS HOME MADE LAWNMOWER WITH SOME EFFORT ON HIS SIDE & TAKING HIS TIME, ALTHOUGH IF THE PROBLEM WAS DIFFICULT, HE COULD HAVE FOR A MOMENT INCREASED HIS IQ & THEN RETURNED TO BEING AN IDIOT: HE IN HE PROCESS INCREASED HIS POTENTIAL FOR HIGHER PL STAT @ [2*15] @ 30 C2: IS LESS LIKELY THAN HIM PROBABLY BE @ [20 +/- 4] C2 DP: WHILE, THE SCIENTIST BE @ [15 +/- 3] C2 DP: THAT LEADS TO: LAW OF CONSERVATION OF MASS & ENERGY, IS PART OF MY RULE # 3 & MY RULE # 4. &, THE ILLUSION OF MAGIC AND THE ILLUSION OF SCIENCE, ARE BOTH ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE SAME COIN: C# & HOW IT IS USED & HOW C# WORKS BY MEANS OF [1D6] # OF BASIC PRINCIPLES, ONE OF THEM WAS THE FREE ENERGY EQUATION OF NICOLA TESLA, WHOSE IMAGE IS PLAYED BY AN ACTOR IN THE MOVIE, THE MAGICIAN, IN IT BOTH THE MAGICIAN AND NICOLA TESLA, BOTH HAVE THE SAME C#, THAT OF @ RATING # 1.5, WHERE THE MAGICIAN PRETENDS TO BE @ RATING # 1 TO INCREASE HIS RATING # TO [1.5 + 0.5] OR RATING # 2; WHILE, NICOLA TESLA REDUCED HIS RATING # 1.5 TO RATING #
  • , & IN THE PROCESS INCREASING HIS [INT] OR [TK & TP] TO RATING # [1.5 + 1.5], TO RATING # 3, OR HIS PL STAT, THAT ALSO GIVE HIM ACCESS TO THE FREE ENERGY EQUATION BY DOING THIS IS WHY HIS RESEARCH WAS ON THE FREE ENERGY EQUATION, WAS REALLY PART OF HIS PL OR POWER LEVEL STAT, F, BY DECREASING HIS LIFE SPAN STAT TO [1.5 - 1.5] OR RATING #
  • , EXCEPT THAT THE MAGICIAN USES/USED HIS C# FOR ILLUSION OF MAGIC, WHILE NICOLA TESLA USES HIS C# FOR ILLUSION OF SCIENCE, THAT IS ALSO THE BASIC THEME IN THE MOVIE, X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE. &, THE ACTOR THAT PLAYS THE CHARACTER OF WOLVERINE IN THE MOVIE, [X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE], USES THE SAME TRICK OR TACTIC THAT HE USES IN HIS OTHER MOVIE, THE MAGICIAN, BY PRETENDING TO BE WEAK, THE BECOME STRONGER OR/AND MORE POWERFUL: IS WHY LATER WOLVERINE LOSES HIS POWERS, & BLAMES IT ON THE MU APOCALYPSE: WOLVERINE GETS TO KEEP HIS BOOST IN HIS C# FOR SQUARE ROOT OF THE # OF YEARS THAT HE REDUCED HIS C#, WHERE HE PRETENDED TO BE WEAKER THAN HE WAS, IN TERMS OF HIS C#: BE [11 +/- 1] YEARS, BOOST IN HIS C#, FOR HIDING HIS C# FOR [(11 +/- 1)^2] YEARS: IS ALSO WHY IN THE MOVIE WOLVERINE HAS HIMSELF SHOT IN THE HEAD, TO WIPE OUT HIS MEMORY, SO THAT NO1 TRIES TO FIGURE OUT HIS CENTURY OLD PLAN: MEANING THE ADAMANTIUM IS NOT REALLY ADAMANTIUM, IS FAKE OR NOT REALLY WHAT IT SEEMS TO BE, JUST ANOTHER METAL; AND, THIS IS WHY @ THE START OF THE MOVIE, THE BOY, WHO LATER BECOMES WOLVERINE, WAS PRETENDING TO BE SICK, THAT BY MAKING HIMSELF SICK BY REDUCING HIS C#, SO THAT HE COULD LATER INCREASE HIS C#, IS WHAT HE WAS REALLY TRYING TO DO, IS WHY HIS STEP-BROTHER WAS LOOKING @ HIM WITH SUSPICION, THE SAME LOOK THAT HE GOT FROM HIS STEP-BROTHER IN THE MOVIE, THE MAGICIAN, WHERE HIS STEP BROTHER WAS @ [15 +/- 1] C2 DP, CLOSE TO RATING # 1, A COUPLE OF POINTS LESS THAN SABERTOOTH; WHILE, THE ACTOR WHO LOOKS LIKE WOLVERINE, THE RICH BROTHER, IS @ EITHER @ [18 +/- 4] C2 DP, CLOSE TO RATING # 2, BUT HE PRETENDING TO BE @ RATING # 1 @ 15 C2 DP, WHERE HE USED HIS EXTRA C# FOR WEALTH & NOT FOR ILLUSION OF MAGIC; AND, BY LOOKING @ THE ACTIONS & NOT THE WORDS OR IF YOU CHOOSE TO LOOK @ THE SPOKEN WORDS, LOOK @ IT FROM ITS REVERSE MEANING, USING OPPOSITE SENTENCE OF WHAT IS SAID OR SPOKEN, MEANING IF YOU TAKE THE REVERSE OF WHAT IS SAID BY THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIE, X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE, IF THAT PREMISE THAT I JUST MENTIONED BE TRUE, THEN BOTH THE MU WOLVERINE AND SABERTOOTH, BE SECRET ASSASSINS, TRYING TO INFILTRATE TWO ORGANIZATIONS: ONE LED BY PROFESSOR XAVIER & THE OTHER LED BY MAGNETO: IF THAT SCENARIO IS NOT THE REAL SCENARIO, THEN BOTH WOLVERINE & SABERTOOTH ARE PART OF THE CONSPIRACY OF BOTH MAGNETO & PROFESSOR X, IS A SIMILAR TYPE OF CONSPIRACY THAT OF THE TWO POLITICAL PARTIES IN THE USA: THE DEMOCRATIC & REPUBLIC PARTY, BOTH HAVING SECRET AGENDA, AND BOTH BEING OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE SAME COIN, SUCH AS CAPITALISM AND ALSO COMMUNISM: EXAMPLE: MEANING BOTH THE DEMOCRATIC AND THE REPUBLIC PARTIES STOOD ON OPPOSITE PEDESTALS A CENTURY AGO, MEANING: THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WAS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY; AND, THE REPUBLIC PARTY WAS THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY A CENTURY AGO. THEN, AFTER THE CIVIL WAR, BOTH PARTIES SWITCH SIDES: THAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY BECAME THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND THE REPUBLIC PARTY BECAME THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY: THIS SWITCH WAS TO THROW THE PUBLIC OFF GUARD TO WHAT DID THE POLITICIAN STOOD FOR: THE OLD ANCIENT TACTIC OF DIVIDE AND CONQUER, BY CONFUSING ONE'S OPPONENTS, MEANING TO CONFUSE THE OPPONENT, IS THEIR METHOD OF ATTACK; AND, ALTHOUGH, WHAT THEIR FINAL GOAL OF ATTACK IS A MYSTERY. IN THE MOVIE, X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE, THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE DIVIDED IN TERMS OF THEIR C# IN TERMS OF 3D6 & RATING # 2, & THEIR FINAL FOE @ 4D6 OR 24 C2 DP, WHO LOST HIS HEAD BECAUSE EITHER IT WAS PART OF THE PLAN OR CONSPIRACY TO MISLEAD THE AUDIENCE, OR THE OTHER SCENARIO THAT [HE] THE MALE MUTANT [LATER BECOMING HEADLESS: IF HE WAS NOT PRETENDING TO HAVE LOST HIS HEAD] USED HIS C# INEFFICIENTLY, MEANING THE MUTANT WHO HAD HIS LIPS ON HIS MOUTH STITCHED, WAS AN ATTEMPT TO HIDE HIS TRUE OR REAL APPEARANCE OR IDENTITY, MEANING HE WAS NOT THE CHARACTER THAT HE WAS CLAIMING TO BE, WAS PART OF THE MASTER PLAN OF EITHER WOLVERINE OR THAT OF PROFESSOR XAVIER: PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED MUTANT [IF HE HAD DECIDED TO USE HIS C# POINTS EFFICIENTLY, THAT HE DID NOT] WAS SUPPOSED TO USE HIS C# FOR TELEPORTATION @ C# STARTING @ 25 C2 DP AND NOT @ STARTING @ 20 C2 DP: THAT 5 POINT DIFFERENCE COST HIM HIS HEAD: THE BLACK DUDE THAT SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN KILLED WAS @ RATING # 2 @ 22 C2 DP, IS WHY HE GOT KILLED OR SEEMED TO HAVE GOTTEN KILLED, BECAUSE HE WAS 2 POINTS LACKING IN TERMS OF C2 DP, THAT IF HE WAS @ 4D6 OR 24 C2 DP, HE WOULD HAVE SURVIVED; ALTHOUGH, HE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO USE HIS POWERS ANY MORE, IS MAYBE WHY HE PRETENDED TO DIE, COULD BE PART OF THE PLAN. &, GAMBIT IS @ 3D6 OR 18 C2 DP; WHILE, THE BLOB IS @ 20 C2 DP, IS MUCH WEAKER IN THE MOVIE THAN IN THE '86 MU TSR RPG, IN WHICH HE WOULD HAVE BEEN @ 10 C2 DP POINTS MORE IN THIS VERSION @ 20 C2 DP OR 20 C2 DP POINTS MORE THAN IN THIS VERSION IN THE PREVIOUS VERSION: MEANING MAXIMUM C# FOR THE BLOB IN THE MOVIE TRANSLATED TO IN THIS VERSION BE @ RATING # 2 @ 22 C2 DP, BE @ RATING # 3 @ 34 C2 DP IN THE PREVIOUS VERSION. THE REASON THE HE GAINS WEIGHT IS TO DECREASE HIS COM # TO INCREASE C# OF HIS POWER LEVEL STAT, THAT OF ACCORDING TO MY RULE # 3 AND RULE # 4; AND, ALTHOUGH, BECAUSE THE BLOB IS @ [10 +/- 2] C2 DP POINTS LESS IN THE MOVIE THAN THE ACTUAL CHARACTER THAT OF THE '86 MU TSR RPG, THAT VERSION BE @ RATING # 3 @ 34 C2 DP, TRANSLATED TO THIS VERSION, BE @ RATING # 4 @ 49 C2 DP, IN THE PREVIOUS VERSION OF THIS RPG. IF THE BLOB WAS @ 20 C2 DP & NOT @ 22 C2 DP, & IF THE BLOB MADE THE MADE THE FALSE ASSUMPTION, EITHER INTENTIONALLY OR ACCIDENTALLY OR UNINTENTIONALLY, THAT OTHERS KNEW ABOUT MY RULE # & RULE # 4, THAT THE BLOB WANTED TO CREATE A FALSE IMAGE OF EITHER THAT HE BE @ [23 +/- 1] C2 DP, TO CREATE A FALSE IMPRESSION THAT HIS PL STAT BE LARGER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS, TO SEEM MORE MENACING, RATHER REVEALING HIS ACTUAL C# @ [21 +/- 1] C2 DP. AND, ALL THE FIGHTS ARE FAKE, EITHER TO GET SYMPATHY OF THE AUDIENCE OR CREATE SUCH A FALSE IMPRESSION TO ANYONE THAT BE WITNESS, THAT TO ALLOW THE 2 MUTANT CHARACTERS OF WOLVERINE & SABERTOOH, TO INFILTRATE TWO ORGANIZATIONS: ONE LED BY PROFESSOR X & OTHER LED BY MAGNETO: BOTH OF THESE TWO CHARACTERS ARE MOSTLY PRETENDING TO ENEMIES, SORT OF LIKE THE TWO POLITICAL PARTIES, PRETENDING TO BE FOR & AGAINST THE BAILOUT AND THE HEALTH CARE PLAN, IS ALL PART OF SOME MASTER PLAN OF DIVIDE AND CONQUER THE PUBLIC TO GAIN CONVERTS, THAT WOULD FALL INTO EITHER OF THESE TWO SIDES, PART OF SOME MASTER PLAN: MEANING BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES ARE TELLING ONLY THE HALF TRUTH & NOT THE COMPLETE TRUTH, MEANING BOTH OF THE TWO PARTIES IS ACTUALLY JUST ONE PARTY, PRETENDING TO BE TWO PARTIES, SOMETHING THAT GLEN BECK MENTIONED, THE MAN IS A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI, WORKS TO KEEP FACTS AS FALSE AS FACTS, MEANING SOMETHING TRUE AS FALSE AS TRUE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO CONFUSE THE PUBLIC: LIKE A BOX INSIDE A BOX, THAT ALSO GLEN BECK MENTIONED: WHAT HE SAYS IS TRUE, BUT THE WAY HE SAYS IT [HE DOES IT INTENTIONALLY], HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK THE BE LYING, IS PART OF THE MASTER PLAN, THAT BEING THE TONE THAT HE USES TO REVEAL THE TRUTH, TO GET THE PUBLIC TO IGNORE HIM & TO MAKE IT APPEAR THAT THOSE THAT DO LISTEN & BELIEVE WHAT HE SAYS TO BE TRUE, THOSE PERSON HE TRIES TO CRATE AN IMAGE THAT SUCH PERSONS BE IDIOTS: IS PART THE MASTER PLAN OF THE ILLUMINATI: THE TRICK OR TACTIC, THAT THE ILLUMINATI BEEN USING FOR LOT LONGER THAN JUST A COUPLE OF CENTURIES, THAT OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS, PERHAPS SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS, THEY BEEN USING THE SAME TRICK OR TACTIC, TO CONFUSE THE PUBLIC: BY WAY OF REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, SOMETHING MORE WOMEN USE THAN MEN, MORE OF THIS REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY IS BEING USED, AS TIME PASSES: SORT OF LIKE IN THE MOVIE, THE INVENTION OF LYING. AND, THE TELEPORTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE WAS @ RATING # 2 @ 22 C2 DP, IS WHY HE DIED, BECAUSE HE PUSHED HIS C# TO ITS LIMITS: THE MINIMUM COST REQUIREMENT WAS @ 4D6 OR 24 C2 DP; &, THE OTHER TELEPORTER TOWARDS THE END OF THE MOVIE, THAT HE WAS @ RATING 2.5 @ 5D6 OR 30 C2 DP OR @ 16 OR 17 C1 DP: IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE THAT HE FAKED HIS DEATH, IF IT WAS PART OF THE PLAN: THE C# COST OF THE TWO MAIN CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIE, [JUMP], BE @ [31 +/- 3.1] C2 DP, HAS 3 BOUNDS: LOWER, CENTRAL, & UPPER: THE UPPER BOUND FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE TWO TELEPORTERS, THE CENTRAL BOUND FOR HIS FRIEND, & THE LOWER BOUND FOR C# FOR POTENTIAL TO GIVE BIRTH TO MUTANT KID OF HER MOTHER IF SHE IS THE MOTHER OF ALL OF THESE MUTANTS, IF SHE SLEEPING AROUND, SO TO SPEAK, GIVING BIRTH TO THESE MUTANT KIDS. HER C# OR C# OF THE MOTHER OF THESE MUTANTS BE @ ONE RATING # MORE THAN EITHER COST IN C# TO HER COM # OR THE COST IN C# TO HER POTENTIAL TO GIVE BIRTH TO MUTANT KID. THE REASON THAT [1D6] C# IS ADDED TO EACH SET OF POWERS IS NOT BECAUSE THESE EACH SETS OF POWERS COST ADDITIONAL POINTS IF THESE POWERS ARE OF EQUAL VALUE, BUT IT COST ADDITIONAL C# POINTS TO MAKE THE TRANSITION FROM ONE SET OF POWERS TO ANOTHER SET OF POWERS: THE MU WOLVERINE USES THIS PROCESS TO GROW HIS ADAMANTIUM CLAWS & THEN LATER TO UNGROW THEM, OR TO RETURN HIS HANDS LOOKING BACK TO NORMAL COST ADDITIONAL C# POINTS, TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS, IF THIS BE DONE IMPATIENTLY, EITHER WAY, EITHER TO GROW OR TO UNGROW: THE MU AVENGER GIANT-MAN ALSO USES THIS SAME PROCESS, OF SPEEDING UP THE PROCESS, COSTING HIM ADDITIONAL C# POINTS IN THE PROCESS.
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Warthur

Quote from: David R;362417Nobody mentions Nobillis ? How dissapointing.
The appalling mess which is Weapons of the Gods has eclipsed it for me. In comparison Nobilis is a true paragon of clarity and organisation.
I am no longer posting here or reading this forum because Pundit has regularly claimed credit for keeping this community active. I am sick of his bullshit for reasons I explain here and I don\'t want to contribute to anything he considers to be a personal success on his part.

I recommend The RPG Pub as a friendly place where RPGs can be discussed and where the guiding principles of moderation are "be kind to each other" and "no politics". It\'s pretty chill so far.

David R

Weapons of the Gods, there is evil there and it does not sleep....

Psuedoephedrine, I think I hurt myself reading that !

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ColonelHardisson

The old Seattle Sourcebook for Shadowrun had a running chat commentary between various Runners. I don't have the book anymore, so I'm sorry I can't be specific, but all of it grated on me. It could be because all of it seemed so much like real bulletin board/message board/chat postings. Add onto that the notion that these Runners had the time to sit and comment on anything and everything instead of, y'know, adventuring, and it comes off as a concentrated collection of internet tough guys.
"Illegitimis non carborundum." - General Joseph "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell

4e definitely has an Old School feel. If you disagree, cool. I won\'t throw any hyperbole out to prove the point.

ColonelHardisson

Quote from: KrakaJak;362492From the setting info in the RPG Zarrakan:



Available at Zarrakan.com


Oy, I had to copy that by hand. The text is presented exactly as it appears in the book.

Jeez, that is really awful. It's like it aspires to be turgid, but ends up just clumsy.

On top of that, it's amusing that the creature's length is given so exactly at 270cm. Something about that made me chuckle.

The prose is bad enough, but the story is even more dumb. She was a scientist, but her last name just so happened to be Arcane? And what about the fact that she was a woman scientist in 1500? Interesting character background, yet I didn't get the feeling that the writer even thought about it. She studied the critter for five years and only learned basic physical stuff? I wonder if at any point before then she ever felt that it was an exercise in futility? So many questions! :D
"Illegitimis non carborundum." - General Joseph "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell

4e definitely has an Old School feel. If you disagree, cool. I won\'t throw any hyperbole out to prove the point.

KrakaJak

Quote from: Pseudoephedrine;362508Evidently HYBRID is now a "Tri-stat" RPG.
Wow, I just said that Zarrakan is LIKE timecube the RPG. Apparently HYBRID IS THE TIMECUBE RPG!
-Jak
 
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flyingmice

Quote from: KrakaJak;362566Wow, I just said that Zarrakan is LIKE timecube the RPG. Apparently HYBRID IS THE TIMECUBE RPG!

Hybrid is some poor schmuck writing down verbatim whatever the strange voice in his head says, in the order the strange voice says it.

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Nicephorus

Quote from: flyingmice;362578Hybrid is some poor schmuck writing down verbatim whatever the strange voice in his head says, in the order the strange voice says it.
 
-clash

Yea, it's more of a case file than anything else.  It's a game in the sense that the writer calls it a rpg.  You could spend days sorting through to findusable bits and still not have enough to play a game.