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Fake 5e reveal today. It aint still 5e.

Started by Omega, June 18, 2024, 01:47:16 AM

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GeekyBugle

Quote from: Crusader X on June 19, 2024, 09:52:02 AMMore new art.  Does this overweight elf inspire you?



Why is she dressed as discount Batwoman+Catwoman?
Quote from: Rhedyn

Here is why this forum tends to be so stupid. Many people here think Joe Biden is "The Left", when he is actually Far Right and every US republican is just an idiot.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

― George Orwell

Festus

Quote from: GeekyBugle on June 19, 2024, 11:59:09 AMWhy is she dressed as discount Batwoman+Catwoman?

Ok, that's funny! Dollar Tree Batwoman.
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."     
- Groucho Marx

Brad

Quote from: Crusader X on June 19, 2024, 09:52:02 AMMore new art.  Does this overweight elf inspire you?

As stated, this is just cosplay bullshit. The "artist" probably has literal pictures of their annoying fat friends dressed in stupid costumes and is turning them into "art".

Also, probably taking a break after going down that flight of stairs.
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Nakana

Quote from: GeekyBugle on June 19, 2024, 11:59:09 AM
Quote from: Crusader X on June 19, 2024, 09:52:02 AMMore new art.  Does this overweight elf inspire you?



Why is she dressed as discount Batwoman+Catwoman?

She's shim's the fatbatcat.

tenbones

Quote from: Brad on June 18, 2024, 10:39:28 AM
Quote from: tenbones on June 18, 2024, 10:22:56 AMBWAHAHAH! It's there! LOL this is great.

I liked the black wizard girl with a white afro and glasses. If that's not cosplay pandering bullshit I don't know what is.

Fat elves, wheelchairs, cosplay female black D&D players-inserts as characters-as imagined by white liberals... so good.

SHARK

Quote from: tenbones on June 19, 2024, 03:40:41 PM
Quote from: Brad on June 18, 2024, 10:39:28 AM
Quote from: tenbones on June 18, 2024, 10:22:56 AMBWAHAHAH! It's there! LOL this is great.

I liked the black wizard girl with a white afro and glasses. If that's not cosplay pandering bullshit I don't know what is.

Fat elves, wheelchairs, cosplay female black D&D players-inserts as characters-as imagined by white liberals... so good.

Greetings!

Yeah, Tenbones! It is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it is funny! I love it. Let the "Stupid Train" keep on rolling! Ram it down! Just keep driving the IP of D&D into the fucking sewer! *Laughing*

Honestly, I don't even get mad or upset anymore. I just roll my eyes and shake my head, laughing. It is just a long train of stupid with these people, statement after statement, interview after interview, and book after book.

And, like you, I am no longer a WOTC customer, and I have moved on entirely without them. I have old 5E, Shadowdark, that keeps me busy. Many more choices and options available--and none of them require me to ever give one nickel to WOTC again. So, fuck 'em. Let them burn!

Semper Fidelis,

SHARK
"It is the Marine Corps that will strip away the façade so easily confused with self. It is the Corps that will offer the pain needed to buy the truth. And at last, each will own the privilege of looking inside himself  to discover what truly resides there. Comfort is an illusion. A false security b

Aglondir

Quote from: Crusader X on June 19, 2024, 09:52:02 AMMore new art.  Does this overweight elf inspire you?



Inspires me to restart my diet!


Jaeger

#37



The black Elf magic user on the left...



"The envious are not satisfied with equality; they secretly yearn for superiority and revenge."

The select quote function is your friend: Right-Click and Highlight the text you want to quote. The - Quote Selected Text - button appears. You're welcome.

Jaeger

The new PHB art for the "species" entry for "Orcs"...




You can't make this stuff up...

"The envious are not satisfied with equality; they secretly yearn for superiority and revenge."

The select quote function is your friend: Right-Click and Highlight the text you want to quote. The - Quote Selected Text - button appears. You're welcome.

ForgottenF

#39
Quote from: Jaeger on June 19, 2024, 07:50:38 PMThe new PHB art for the "species" entry for "Orcs"...




You can't make this stuff up...



Sombreros, chaps....moustaches?!? Holy frijoles! They made the orcs Mexican! I can't wait for Twitter to get a hold of that and absolutely crucify them.

Though the idea of an orc Mariachi band is so goofy I kind of want to see it.

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Brad

D&D orcs are pig-faced monsters who bare no resemblance to any existing humans, leftists said they were black and racist, so their response is to literally make them fucking Mexicans.

So, who are the actual racists here?
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Jaeger

Quote from: Brad on June 19, 2024, 08:28:25 PMD&D orcs are pig-faced monsters who bare no resemblance to any existing humans, leftists said they were black and racist, so their response is to literally make them fucking Mexicans.
...

Huh.

The "Orc" art preview actually turned out to be an important Wotc lore dump...
"The envious are not satisfied with equality; they secretly yearn for superiority and revenge."

The select quote function is your friend: Right-Click and Highlight the text you want to quote. The - Quote Selected Text - button appears. You're welcome.

Omega

Quote from: Crusader X on June 19, 2024, 09:52:02 AMMore new art.  Does this overweight elf inspire you?



What the hell are the Power Rangers doing in my D&D?

Omega

Quote from: Brad on June 19, 2024, 08:28:25 PMD&D orcs are pig-faced monsters who bare no resemblance to any existing humans, leftists said they were black and racist, so their response is to literally make them fucking Mexicans.

So, who are the actual racists here?

Remember. It is only racist when someone else does it. It is inclusion and diversity when you want to make money off it.

Omega

Quote from: Jaeger on June 19, 2024, 08:36:39 PM
Quote from: Brad on June 19, 2024, 08:28:25 PMD&D orcs are pig-faced monsters who bare no resemblance to any existing humans, leftists said they were black and racist, so their response is to literally make them fucking Mexicans.
...

Huh.

The "Orc" art preview actually turned out to be an important Wotc lore dump...

They would though fit right in with the old Red Steel setting. It had a weird Spaghetti Western vibe to some areas. 6-shooter hand crossbows and all. And a Three Musketeers vibe to others.