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Title: Somehow...
Post by: Sojourner Judas on April 01, 2006, 12:03:50 AM
...this batch of Nutkins scares me more than the last batch to gather under the World Tree.

Mind you, the last batch of Nutkins scared the living poop out of me.
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Post by: Gunhilda on April 01, 2006, 12:05:06 AM
Quote from: Sojourner Judas...this batch of Nutkins scares me more than the last batch to gather under the World Tree.

Mind you, the last batch of Nutkins scared the living poop out of me.
Ooo!  Living poop!  Does it have its own login name, or does it sometimes sneak on in the middle of the night as you and leave embarrasing details about your sex life on Dr. Phil's message board?
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Post by: Guest (Deleted) on April 01, 2006, 12:06:33 AM
What can I say, I picked them because they were nutty.  They also work for nuts. Be careful though, they've been known to bite nuts.
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Post by: Hreidmar on April 01, 2006, 12:07:00 AM
Hreidmar pulls out his flamethrower and primes it.

So does it need to be santized?
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Post by: Sojourner Judas on April 01, 2006, 12:07:36 AM
Quote from: GunhildaOoo!  Living poop!  Does it have its own login name, or does it sometimes sneak on in the middle of the night as you and leave embarrasing details about your sex life on Dr. Phil's message board?
The last I heard from my poop, it was about to marry Britney Spears.

Then again, who hasn't?
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Post by: Guest (Deleted) on April 01, 2006, 12:08:31 AM
The guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?
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Post by: reveal on April 01, 2006, 12:08:40 AM
Quote from: HreidmarHreidmar pulls out his flamethrower and primes it.

So does it need to be santized?

Excuse me, um, black squirrel. Have you seen my spleen? It is missing and I believe your flames were the last to see it.
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Post by: Sojourner Judas on April 01, 2006, 12:09:10 AM
Quote from: PookaThe guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?
They just haven't gotten drunk enough yet.
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Post by: Gunhilda on April 01, 2006, 12:09:26 AM
Quote from: PookaThe guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?
Nope, at least two of them have.  Although they'd probably be more interested in the living poop.  :)
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Post by: Hreidmar on April 01, 2006, 12:12:28 AM
Quote from: revealExcuse me, um, black squirrel. Have you seen my spleen? It is missing and I believe your flames were the last to see it.

Lunch!

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Post by: reveal on April 01, 2006, 12:13:13 AM
Quote from: HreidmarLunch!


Uh, then who's spleen did I pick up here (http://www.nutkinland.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7996#post7996)? :eek:
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Post by: Baldr on April 01, 2006, 12:13:32 AM
Worry not Traveler, there are familiar names among you.
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Post by: Cyberzombie on April 01, 2006, 12:13:48 AM
Quote from: HreidmarLunch!

Eww!  Do you have any idea where his spleen has BEEN?

Although I suppose once it's been roasted, it won't be QUITE as toxic...
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Post by: Sojourner Judas on April 01, 2006, 12:14:03 AM
Quote from: revealUh, then who's spleen did I pick up here (http://www.nutkinland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=689)? :eek:
You landed in the buffet. Pick me up some lark's tongues while you're there.
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Post by: reveal on April 01, 2006, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Sojourner JudasYou landed in the buffet. Pick me up some lark's tongues while you're there.

No lark's tongue here. Just a variety of nuts, salted and unsalted.
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Post by: Andvari on April 01, 2006, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Sojourner JudasMind you, the last batch of Nutkins scared the living poop out of me.

Hey, I've been meaning to try out my scary face....

This is my scary face, right?
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Post by: reveal on April 01, 2006, 12:18:27 AM
Quote from: AndvariHey, I've been meaning to try out my scary face....

This is my scary face, right?

Oh aren't you cute?

Bends down and start scratching his nose.

Who's a silly little squirrel? You are, that's who. You're a silly little squirrel.
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Post by: Sojourner Judas on April 01, 2006, 12:19:27 AM
Quote from: revealOh aren't you cute?

Bends down and start scratching his nose.

Who's a silly little squirrel? You are, that's who. You're a silly little squirrel.
...and that was the day Reveal got his face eaten.
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Post by: Andvari on April 01, 2006, 12:21:26 AM
Quote from: Sojourner Judas...and that was the day Reveal got his face eaten.

Exactly! :D

Reveal mourns the loss of his nose and lower lip while Andvari runs up the tree chewing and giggling.
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Post by: reveal on April 01, 2006, 12:24:41 AM
Quote from: AndvariExactly! :D

Reveal mourns the loss of his nose and lower lip while Andvari runs up the tree chewing and giggling.

As the blood flows, reveal can only giggle as he realizes the squirrel doesn't know where his nose has been.
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Post by: Sojourner Judas on April 01, 2006, 12:28:19 AM
Quote from: Harry Joy*me confused*
Then the pills are working.
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Post by: fett527 on April 01, 2006, 12:30:17 AM
Quote from: Harry Joy*me confused*
It's ok Harry, it will all be ok.
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Post by: reveal on April 01, 2006, 12:30:44 AM
Quote from: Harry Joy*me confused*

*gurgle*
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Post by: Thjalfi on April 01, 2006, 12:40:55 AM
Quote from: Sojourner JudasThen the pills are working.

Thjalfi shakes a small bottle at Sojourner Judas from a nearby branch...

what you mean these pills? Sorry, I switched them earlier.

You havn't taken you evening vitamins yet, have you?
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Post by: Dacke on April 01, 2006, 06:59:16 AM
Quote from: GunhildaOoo!  Living poop!
Is that the new RPGA campaign?
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Post by: willpax on April 01, 2006, 07:21:18 AM
So, we have role playing, spoofing, profane humor, and homicidal squirrels.



Ah, home. :singdance:
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Post by: BOZ on April 01, 2006, 02:55:12 PM
yes indeed... yes, indeed.  :)
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Post by: Cyberzombie on April 01, 2006, 03:14:14 PM
Quote from: willpaxSo, we have role playing, spoofing, profane humor, and homicidal squirrels.



Ah, home. :singdance:
That it is, mang.  That it is.  :)