is kramer khan back?

It's been a sucky week guys.

is next game monday?

I assume so

Yes I'm back. And it's totally on Monday.

Quote from: MeatLips;313007Yes I'm back. And it's totally on Monday.

Sounds like someone may have gotten some pointers.

Did someone get schooled in a few pointers by perhaps Darktoad? hm...

Time to tighten up our britches.

I eat DM's for breakfast. :heh:

Quote from: Sacrificial Lamb;313053I eat DM's for breakfast. :heh:

in bed???

anyways... sorry Mutt for not calling you back this week.

It's been very.... lets say eventful and interesting, and not in the nice and kosher way but of the, lets see how we can fubar you type of way.

see ya monday, is it in Taunton or Stoughton?

My place tonight

Okay, so at the start of the adventure, we spotted a building-sized statue of....um...was it a lion? I forget. We also saw what looked like ghostly lions flying around it. In between its front paws was a small flight of stairs and a doorway, so we went in.



Inside, there was a pile of trash or something, and something was moving in it. That something was big, and it had horns. Senor Kramer seemed to have difficulty describing it, but I used a knowledge check to determine that it was a Behir. We were in a chamber about...20 feet by 25 feet? Right? It was something like that. I realize now that the Behir has a dozen legs, weighs tons, and is 40 feet long. Kinda tight in there....wouldn't you say, Senor Kramer..?

Well, that thing swallowed Kratos whole, started constricting Reven, and planned to hose the rest of the party. Well, we finally killed it, and extricated Kratos from its belly. That was a looooooong fight.


 
After killing it, we found a string of black pearls on the ground, and then managed to discover a secret door. We went through that and down a hidden corridor to a doorway, but before we could go through it, we were attacked by two ghostly lions. Blumpy turned 'em, and then a bigger one came. Blumpy turned that one too. And the game pretty much ended there....

MONSTERS DEFEATED

* Fiendish Behir
* Ghostly Lions (2)
* Big Ghostly Lion

INVENTORY

ITEM.....................................................................................VALUE

* string of 7 black pearls...................................................500 gp each

Quote from: Sacrificial Lamb;314332Okay, so at the start of the adventure, we spotted a building-sized statue of....um...was it a lion? I forget.

This is what happens when you wait 4 days before updating this log. It was a massive stone lion.

Quote from: Sacrificial Lamb;314332Inside, there was a pile of trash or something, and something was moving in it. That something was big, and it had horns. Senor Kramer seemed to have difficulty describing it, but I used a knowledge check to determine that it was a Behir. We were in a chamber about...20 feet by 25 feet? Right? It was something like that. I realize now that the Behir has a dozen legs, weighs tons, and is 40 feet long. Kinda tight in there....wouldn't you say, Senor Kramer..?

Looking for another DM fuckup, huh? This was a Fiendish Behir and was considered a LE Huge outsider. This was what the module said and this is what the module had. So as far as the module was concerned, the Behir had no problems moving around that room :-) Also, I don't have descriptions for any of the monsters you guys have faced. Most of the time I have to look them up beforehand. I didn't have a chance to do that with this.

So no, this wasn't another 50 orcs crammed into a shoebox.

You lose an experience point for being a smarmy douche :-D

a suggestion mr DM. How about showing a picture of the monster. I can all ways pull it up on my netbook.

just a thought.

Quote from: MeatLips;314693You lose an experience point for being a smarmy douche :-D

I love you too, sugar plum.

Quote from: Sacrificial Lamb;314939I love you too, sugar plum.

no new issue of " As the worm turns"?

Quote from: imurrx;315737no new issue of " As the worm turns"?

shhh he's still sleeping...

Anyone up for getting together tonight or tomorrow?

Quote from: Mutt;315891shhh he's still sleeping...

Anyone up for getting together tonight or tomorrow?

Sleeping is my specialty.

MONSTERS DEFEATED

* Hobgoblins (7)
* Female Hobgoblin

INVENTORY

ITEM.......................................................................................................................VALUE

* Potion of Bull Strength.....................................................................................300 gp
* Potion of Cure Moderate Wounds......................................................................300 gp
* Potion of Shield of Faith +3..............................................................................300 gp
* Masterwork Light Crossbow..........................................................................335 gp
* Masterwork Dragon Chains (3)......................................................................325 gp each
* Bracers of Armor +1 (3)...............................................................................1,000 gp each

I guess it will be down at mutt's house again for monday. I might be moving my store later this week and my wife wants me home Tuesday.

So, Meatlips and Lamb, make sure we get going early. Be at my house by 7:00 pm SHARP and I will drive down to Mutts house.