So I actually gamed on friday night. It was online. First online game ever. We did in and out of character stuff in two rooms. Enjoy the incoherence.
This is the in-character chatroom. Enjoy.
ForSovietRussia (11:48:05 PM):
theonecag (11:48:31 PM) has entered the room.
ForSovietRussia (12:02:29 AM): And lo, did the party venture forth from their ship into the bustling town of Regalport. Yea, verily, and so forth.
ForSovietRussia (12:03:15 AM): The setting sun casts its crimson reflection across Regalport Bay, rippling in the wake of a Zilargo trade ship.
ForSovietRussia (12:04:27 AM): On a wide stretch of boardwalk spanning at least a mile is the famed Pirate Exchange, an enormous multistoried galleria bustling with sailors and newly arrived passengers and tourists.
ForSovietRussia (12:05:03 AM): Within, merchants hawk their wares from booths, wooden stalls, and small pedddler's boats navigating narrow canals in the boardwalk.
ForSovietRussia (12:06:29 AM): Too many ships to count line the docks, but one stands out from among them like a half-orc at a gnomes tea party: Dragoneye.
ForSovietRussia (12:06:30 AM): Prince Ryger's flagship is an impressive vessel, whose soarwood hull is finished with mithral plating wrought to appear like a scaly hide.
ForSovietRussia (12:07:34 AM): The party ventures forth into the docks, yea verily. As a woman says her milkshake bringeth all the gentlefolk to the yard.
Laharl01 (12:08:02 AM): Aiolos wanders around trying to get information on Prince Ryger and his map. ((gather info 18))
theonecag (12:08:34 AM): "So, this is Regalport. Nothing says greed more than a pirate haven."
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:08:50 AM): Felix tries the same ( gather info: 22 )
ericshealy885 (12:09:00 AM): "Damn straight! My kinda place!"
ForSovietRussia (12:09:01 AM): Aiolos learns from a random gnome that the Rusty Anchor is the best place to spend an evening in all of Regalpoty. Wrestling, gaming, drinking, entertainers - the place has it all.
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:09:14 AM): "Indeed. Well said, firend."
ericshealy885 (12:10:52 AM): "Anybody know any good bars in the area?"
Laharl01 (12:11:24 AM): "The Rusty Anchor has a good rep, but let's wait to see if Felix finds anything more...useful out."
theonecag (12:11:45 AM): "Ask around, there's bound to be plenty of brothels in a place like this."
ForSovietRussia (12:11:48 AM): Felix learns from some person who tried to offer him a bowl of milk that Regalport has never been what one might call a safe town, but the violence has become especially pronounced in the psat few weeks.
ForSovietRussia (12:11:50 AM): Some blame the Blood of Vol, claiming that the cult's agents are in the city, hard in pursuit of something - or someone.
ericshealy885 (12:13:07 AM): "Mind if I get some of that milk, friend?"
theonecag (12:13:38 AM): "It looks a bit, aged."
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:13:54 AM): "Take, I prefer fish."
Laharl01 (12:13:59 AM): "I'm gonna go check out this bar, you guys interested?"
theonecag (12:14:08 AM): "Why not."
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:14:15 AM): "Specifically, that kind of fish. Lead on!"
ericshealy885 (12:14:24 AM): "Let's go."
Laharl01 (12:14:37 AM): Aiolos leads the gang over to the Rusty Anchor.
ForSovietRussia (12:18:40 AM): Waves of drinking songs and hearty cheers flow out of the wide-open double doors of the Rusty Anchor, a large three-story tavern in the midst of the Pirate Exchange.
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:18:45 AM): Felix buys himself a glass of kuryeva.
ForSovietRussia (12:18:47 AM): Everywhere you look, a different sort of entertainment is in progress.
ForSovietRussia (12:19:05 AM): A wide stage features jugglers, musicians, and other performers, while tables at one side of the hall are a venue for an intense armo-wrestling competitiong.
ForSovietRussia (12:19:09 AM): Near the wide bar, a list of names na numberts is chalked up on a slab of slate.
ForSovietRussia (12:19:17 AM):
An adjacent cleared space serves as a knife throwing alley, where patrons hurl blades and insults with equal dexterity.
ForSovietRussia (12:19:23 AM): In the center of it all stands a railed platform a few feet above the floor.
ForSovietRussia (12:19:28 AM): The tables there give a clear view of the Anchor's entertainment, but are currently empty.
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:20:02 AM): "Hmm. Wonder who the chairs are for."
theonecag (12:20:19 AM): "Nobles, I would presume."
Laharl01 (12:20:21 AM): Aiolos walks over to the knife throwing, figuring he'd try his hand.
ForSovietRussia (12:21:36 AM): Suddenly everyone turns to look at the newcomers in the bar. A flamboyantly dressed man flanked by his bodyguards enters the tavern...
ForSovietRussia (12:21:37 AM): and walks to the chairs in the middle, shaking hands with a number of patrons and waving to the barkeep.
theonecag (12:22:33 AM): "Trunac, you enjoy tests of strength, why don't you go try your hand at that arm wrestling competition?"
ForSovietRussia (12:22:50 AM): Aiolos recognizes the newcomer as Prince Ryger ir'Wynarn of the Lhaazar Principalities
ericshealy885 (12:23:15 AM): "Armwrestling, eh?"
theonecag (12:23:55 AM): "Right over there."
Laharl01 (12:24:06 AM): Aiolos carefully aims and throws the knives. ((Attack rolls 27, 25,27, 18,24))
ericshealy885 (12:24:13 AM): I do some of that armwrestling.
ForSovietRussia (12:24:51 AM): Aiolos's name is written up on the board to much hooting and hollering, he is currently second place.
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:25:22 AM): "Well, if he can do it..." Felix forks over 10 gp for his throws
ForSovietRussia (12:25:43 AM): Trunac wanders over to the armwrestling competition and a burly half-orc asks him "Interested in competing ya scrwany dwarf?"
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:25:52 AM): 26, 21, 22, 22, 30 (nat 20)
ericshealy885 (12:26:14 AM): "Hell yeah, I'm interest'd."
ForSovietRussia (12:26:44 AM): A gasp falls over the crowd as Felix's name goes up as well, tying Aiolos for second place
ForSovietRussia (12:29:56 AM): Trunac slams his first opponents arm into the table.
ForSovietRussia (12:30:26 AM): The second opponent sits down in front of him.
ericshealy885 (12:30:48 AM): "I'm one for one and feelin' good."
ForSovietRussia (12:33:07 AM): Trunac slams his second opponents arm likewise
ericshealy885 (12:33:17 AM): "Well played."
ForSovietRussia (12:33:30 AM): The third opponent sits down.
ForSovietRussia (12:34:16 AM): This opponent is a female in a chainmail bikini.
ericshealy885 (12:34:33 AM): "Don't think I'll go easy on ya."
ForSovietRussia (12:34:38 AM): The bikini appears to be glowing magically.
ForSovietRussia (12:36:39 AM): Eric slams the bikini-clad woman's arm into the table. She gets up and hands you her business card before walking off.
ericshealy885 (12:36:52 AM): "ooo"
ForSovietRussia (12:37:42 AM): Your third opponent sits down. It appears to be a teenage human female. She asks you "Are you an alien, time traveller, esper, or a slider?"
ericshealy885 (12:38:40 AM): "Uh..."
ForSovietRussia (12:40:13 AM): Felix heard the teenagers odd question.
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:40:54 AM): "Oh, no, Aiolos. Trunac's got trouble. I had a girl ask me that once, it did not end well."
Laharl01 (12:41:20 AM): "Eh, I think he can take her. Maybe. She looks tough for a little girl."
ForSovietRussia (12:41:53 AM): Trunac slams the teenage human female's hand into the table.
theonecag (12:42:17 AM): "Victory! Someone get that man a drink!"
ericshealy885 (12:42:30 AM): "I second the motion!"
ForSovietRussia (12:42:34 AM): She gets up and you see her leave the tavern along with a girl dressed in a bunny suit, another one wearing a pointy hat, and two guys in suits.
ForSovietRussia (12:42:42 AM): Before you can get up
ForSovietRussia (12:42:47 AM): A new challenger appears!
ForSovietRussia (12:43:26 AM): "Puny dwarf!" the orc shouts as he sits down, "You now face Baragor!"
ericshealy885 (12:45:06 AM): "Puny, eh?"
ForSovietRussia (12:45:35 AM): Baragor sense that you have the upper hand and shouts out in rage.
ForSovietRussia (12:47:28 AM): With a mighty shout, Trunac slams the orc's fist into the table.
ForSovietRussia (12:47:59 AM): Cheers erupt from the tavern, and you see that Ryger is applauding as well.
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:48:02 AM): "All right, Trunac! Barkeep! An ale for my pal here!"
ForSovietRussia (12:48:53 AM): Once the party is at the bar, one of Ryger's bodyguards comes up to them and says "The Prince would like to have a word with you"
Laharl01 (12:49:14 AM): "Of course we'll talk with His Highness."
ForSovietRussia (1:05:23 AM): "Good, just follow me," he says and leads you to the tables in the middle.
Laharl01 (1:05:46 AM): Aiolos follows, assuming the rest of the party will too."
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:06:19 AM): Felix follows
ericshealy885 (1:06:37 AM): follows
ForSovietRussia (1:09:18 AM): /me Assumes Drew Tags Along
ForSovietRussia (1:10:26 AM): The party arrives and takes their seats, then Ryger gets up and starts to shake Trunac's hand. "Good show, I say good show man!"
ericshealy885 (1:10:47 AM): "Uh.. thanks."
ForSovietRussia (1:11:47 AM): "I say, beating my bodyguard like that, very good show."
ericshealy885 (1:12:47 AM): "Ah, that was your bodyguard? Unfortunate. Know I'm available if he needs any help." I try to make sure he knows I'm joking.
ForSovietRussia (1:13:14 AM): Ryger picks up on the joke and laughs some.
ericshealy885 (1:13:54 AM): "I heard you wanted a word with us?"
Laharl01 (1:21:35 AM): "Your Highness, we would ask a boon. It has come to our attention that you possess a map of an island called Trebaz Sinara that contains certain landmarks not found on other maps of the island."
theonecag (1:21:37 AM): "It has come to our attenffggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
theonecag (1:22:58 AM): sdfffffffffffgggggggghddssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ForSovietRussia (1:23:54 AM): "I have many maps of these isles, but I do believe there is one similar to which you speak of."
Laharl01 (1:24:44 AM): "Might we perchance borrow or copy this map? It will allow us to continue our quest for a tomb on the island."
theonecag (1:24:52 AM): "It has come to our atnion that you may my posses a mnas for us to get to a very portns isand.
theonecag (1:25:07 AM) has left the room.
ForSovietRussia (1:25:48 AM): "I shall consider your request, expect to hear back from me tonight."
Laharl01 (1:26:05 AM): "Thank you, Your Highness."
Laharl01 (1:26:30 AM): Aiolos bows lightly and walks away.
ForSovietRussia (1:26:41 AM):
ericshealy885 (1:26:47 AM): "Thanye sir"
ericshealy885 (1:26:54 AM): *Thankye
ForSovietRussia (1:27:45 AM): The night continues, the party getting mildly intoxicated and having an overrall good time. Trunac probably has been chatting it up with his new lady friend.
ForSovietRussia (1:27:46 AM): Towards the end of the night, Ryger and his party leave, but not before handing you a note.
ForSovietRussia (1:27:52 AM): The note reads:
ForSovietRussia (1:28:56 AM): "Deliver this tomorrow morning to Syn, Dragoneye's first mate. He'll let you look for your map. I would take you myself, but I have other business to attend to. Best of luck, and may the winds favor you!"
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:29:20 AM): "Ah, splendid. Let's go presently, shall we?"
Laharl01 (1:29:29 AM): "Tomorrow morning."
ForSovietRussia (1:30:05 AM):
Laharl01 (1:30:19 AM) has left the room.
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:32:01 AM) has left the room.
ForSovietRussia (1:32:47 AM) has left the room.
This is the out of character log. Forgive the insanity please.
theonecag (11:43:29 PM): well, game may not be happening tonight
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:43:42 PM): well, we could
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:43:50 PM): we'd just have to auto two guys
ericshealy885 (11:43:51 PM): we've got four players and a DM, though don't we
Laharl01 (11:44:01 PM): yeah
ericshealy885 (11:44:07 PM): and a ship for the others to stay at if we don't wanna sub them
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:44:09 PM): and do little more than enjoy the Regalport nightlife
ForSovietRussia (11:44:16 PM): and i think we have everyone we need, due to a lack of combat encounters here
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:44:25 PM): grog, wenches, that sort of thing
Laharl01 (11:44:27 PM): we have the faces, which is who we really need
ericshealy885 (11:44:29 PM): coolness
ForSovietRussia (11:44:40 PM): okay, gimme a few
ForSovietRussia (11:47:05 PM): Hokay
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:47:11 PM): so
ericshealy885 (11:47:24 PM): hmm?
ForSovietRussia (11:47:26 PM): heres the marty
ForSovietRussia (11:47:29 PM): creating a new chat
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:47:39 PM): chillin
ericshealy885 (11:47:42 PM): a new chat?
ForSovietRussia (11:47:54 PM): drew
theonecag (11:48:00 PM): name?
Laharl01 (11:48:04 PM): ingamechat
ForSovietRussia (11:48:12 PM):
ericshealy885 (11:48:19 PM): Ah, I see
ericshealy885 (11:48:23 PM): okay
ForSovietRussia (11:48:23 PM): capiche?
ericshealy885 (11:48:35 PM): I get why you named it that now
Laharl01 (11:48:44 PM): that's 'capisce', I think :P
ForSovietRussia (11:48:49 PM): bah
ForSovietRussia (11:48:53 PM): do i look italian?
theonecag (11:48:55 PM): i'm in
ericshealy885 (11:49:01 PM): it isn't quiche?
ForSovietRussia (11:49:08 PM): mmmm...quiche,,,,
ForSovietRussia (11:49:13 PM): mmm....food....
ForSovietRussia (11:49:15 PM): brb
Laharl01 (11:49:21 PM): nother text from eric
ericshealy885 (11:49:21 PM): dammit
ericshealy885 (11:49:26 PM): huh?
Laharl01 (11:49:28 PM): 'alcohol = lag for the human body'
ForSovietRussia (11:49:32 PM): lol
ericshealy885 (11:49:34 PM): awesome
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:49:39 PM): yeah, he's smashed
Laharl01 (11:49:40 PM): my response: 'no, really?'
ForSovietRussia (11:49:42 PM): hoshit, gotta go move some laundry
ForSovietRussia (11:49:46 PM): back in 5-10
ericshealy885 (11:49:49 PM): also, marty.. I advise against popcorn
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:50:04 PM): well, there went the game
Laharl01 (11:50:10 PM): ehh
ForSovietRussia (11:50:12 PM): DM CALLS 7 MINUTE LAUNDRY BREAK
Laharl01 (11:50:12 PM): we'll see
ericshealy885 (11:50:13 PM): popcorn is a bad comouter food
Laharl01 (11:50:17 PM): fives!
ericshealy885 (11:50:25 PM): huh/?
Laharl01 (11:50:34 PM): never mind
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:50:43 PM): well, at this rate it may be gone for me
ericshealy885 (11:50:47 PM): http://www.chrisyates.net/reprographics/index.php?page=173
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:50:57 PM): I need to get up in the morning, so I can't be on all night
ericshealy885 (11:51:09 PM): yes you can
ericshealy885 (11:51:13 PM): you can do it
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:51:14 PM): no
ericshealy885 (11:51:20 PM): aw
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:51:27 PM): need sleep
Laharl01 (11:51:28 PM): why do you need to get up early on a saturday?
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:51:40 PM): meh
Laharl01 (11:51:41 PM): I'm only gonna have to go to bed cause my roommate will be about 1-130
Laharl01 (11:51:54 PM): I can head down to the lounge, but...
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:52:04 PM): actually knowing me, here's what'll prolly happen
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:52:07 PM): I'll try
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:52:08 PM): then
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:52:21 PM): discover around 2:00 am that I can't
Laharl01 (11:52:24 PM): lol
theonecag (11:52:28 PM): to be honest I could prolly fall asleep right now
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:52:31 PM): and maybe hop back on then
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:52:43 PM): if anybody's still on at that hour
ericshealy885 (11:52:55 PM): I'm nocturnal
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:52:59 PM): lol
ericshealy885 (11:53:03 PM): I'll be on till three.
theonecag (11:53:05 PM): we better start this shiz up, I'm starting fade
theonecag (11:53:12 PM): *to fade
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:53:15 PM): yeah
ericshealy885 (11:53:27 PM): dang...
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:53:38 PM): course, we can't do much until the otyughs living in Marty's laundry are dealt with
Laharl01 (11:54:03 PM): more like the ones in the entire basketball teams' worth of uniforms
ericshealy885 (11:54:20 PM): 0_o
ericshealy885 (11:54:24 PM): nasty
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:54:26 PM): Oh noes! A whole colony! Run for ur lives!
Laharl01 (11:54:38 PM): he manages the team, so he gets to wash the uniforms
ericshealy885 (11:54:47 PM): nah... it's one of those horrible hydra/otyugh hybrids
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:54:48 PM): and fight the otyughs
L17713ANGRYM4N (11:56:18 PM): hang on a sec, gots to check something
theonecag (11:56:21 PM): so... tired....
ForSovietRussia (11:58:15 PM): TREMBLE!
theonecag (11:58:26 PM): zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Laharl01 (11:58:28 PM): another text from eric
ForSovietRussia (11:58:28 PM): FEAR MORTALS!
Laharl01 (11:58:37 PM): 'fuck, I can't go home. typing well for being drunk, though
theonecag (11:58:37 PM): *snore*
Laharl01 (11:58:38 PM): '
ericshealy885 (11:58:48 PM): um...
ForSovietRussia (11:58:51 PM): HOKAY
ForSovietRussia (11:58:53 PM): so
ericshealy885 (11:58:54 PM): are we there yet>
ericshealy885 (11:58:56 PM): ?
ForSovietRussia (11:58:58 PM): gimme a sec to kick off my shoes
Laharl01 (11:59:01 PM): he's touching me!
ericshealy885 (11:59:13 PM): I'm not touching yoooou!
ForSovietRussia (11:59:21 PM): dave, how he beat your Touch AC?
ForSovietRussia (11:59:35 PM): at least its not vampiric touch
Laharl01 (11:59:37 PM): ...marty fails
ForSovietRussia (11:59:38 PM): or chill touch
Laharl01 (11:59:47 PM): shealy got the joke
ericshealy885 (11:59:49 PM): I could be a ghoul
ForSovietRussia (11:59:58 PM): i got the joke too
ForSovietRussia (12:00:04 AM): i just went on a tangent
ericshealy885 (12:00:07 AM): woo hoo... I got a joke
theonecag (12:00:14 AM): well
ericshealy885 (12:00:16 AM): it didn't go over my head or anything
theonecag (12:00:16 AM): time for bed
ericshealy885 (12:00:20 AM): saywhat?
ForSovietRussia (12:00:21 AM): do i need to redescribe Regalport for you guys?
ForSovietRussia (12:00:22 AM): NO
ForSovietRussia (12:00:23 AM): drew
ForSovietRussia (12:00:34 AM): thou shalt stay awake, for the DM is beginning
Laharl01 (12:00:36 AM): marty, I'm gonna have to bail in an hour or so anyway
ForSovietRussia (12:00:44 AM): X_X
ForSovietRussia (12:00:48 AM): sigh
ForSovietRussia (12:00:55 AM): grumble grumble grumbl
Laharl01 (12:01:05 AM): we can get a little done
ForSovietRussia (12:01:08 AM): yeah
ForSovietRussia (12:01:16 AM): do i need to redescribe regalport for you?
theonecag (12:01:19 AM): i'd guess I can give an hour
Laharl01 (12:01:21 AM): not really
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:01:22 AM): ok I'm back
ForSovietRussia (12:01:28 AM): good
Laharl01 (12:01:32 AM): need another gather info check?
Laharl01 (12:01:33 AM): :P'
ForSovietRussia (12:01:38 AM): so you have gotten to regalport
Laharl01 (12:01:47 AM): shouldn't this be in ingamechat?
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:01:55 AM): prolly
ForSovietRussia (12:02:02 AM): if you want
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:02:05 AM): but we get it, we see lots of boats
ericshealy885 (12:02:23 AM): please describe where we are and a bit of how we got here
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:02:39 AM): nasty shiz went down
ericshealy885 (12:02:51 AM): crazy
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:02:57 AM): now we gotta find this dead guy to get some questions answered
ericshealy885 (12:03:07 AM): awesome
ericshealy885 (12:03:08 AM): waht
ericshealy885 (12:03:10 AM): wait
ericshealy885 (12:03:13 AM): what?
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:03:18 AM): problem is, the guys is buried someplace nasty
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:03:31 AM): and only Prince Ryger has the charts we need to get there
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:05:10 AM): tourists? here? Easy money. mwahaha...
theonecag (12:05:49 AM): easy scott
theonecag (12:05:53 AM): i'm LG now
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:05:58 AM): aww
Laharl01 (12:05:58 AM): we're back to being good
ericshealy885 (12:06:04 AM): crappity
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:06:05 AM): you are
ericshealy885 (12:06:07 AM): I'm CN
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:06:09 AM): I'm still CN
Laharl01 (12:06:12 AM): lol
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:06:29 AM): sadly, I have no ranks in Sleight of Hand so no worries
ericshealy885 (12:06:40 AM): so are we getting this chart by way of coercion, trying to get on his good side, or stealing it?
ForSovietRussia (12:06:44 AM): COMMENCE IN GAME ACTION
Laharl01 (12:06:46 AM): persuasion
Laharl01 (12:06:51 AM): where are we?
Laharl01 (12:06:55 AM): in the city, I mean
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:07:03 AM): docks
ForSovietRussia (12:07:07 AM): hai
Laharl01 (12:07:09 AM): ok
ericshealy885 (12:07:12 AM): and where are we going?
Laharl01 (12:07:28 AM): a tavern
ericshealy885 (12:07:28 AM): have we an appointment with this prince dude?
Laharl01 (12:07:31 AM): lemme make a gather info first
theonecag (12:07:45 AM): marty
ForSovietRussia (12:07:47 AM): ja?
theonecag (12:07:47 AM): fail
ForSovietRussia (12:07:49 AM): xD
ericshealy885 (12:07:52 AM): awesome
Laharl01 (12:07:53 AM): yes
Laharl01 (12:07:54 AM): fail
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:07:56 AM): eric we do that by going to the bar
ForSovietRussia (12:08:02 AM): not yet you dont
ericshealy885 (12:08:36 AM): um... roll?
Laharl01 (12:08:48 AM): kweh?
Laharl01 (12:09:00 AM): I have a C++ dice script on my box that I wrote cause I'm a nerd
ForSovietRussia (12:09:08 AM): lol
theonecag (12:09:15 AM): regalpoty?
ForSovietRussia (12:09:23 AM): whooops
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:09:29 AM): lol
theonecag (12:09:29 AM): lol
ForSovietRussia (12:09:37 AM): typo
ForSovietRussia (12:09:45 AM): shall be corrected when log is postzed
Laharl01 (12:09:49 AM): oh, marty? about the milkshake comment...
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:09:51 AM): but a great typo
Laharl01 (12:09:53 AM): http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-bird-cat-cage.jpg
theonecag (12:09:58 AM): you might say that finding anyone in the place was a "crapshoot"
Laharl01 (12:10:01 AM): xD
ForSovietRussia (12:10:06 AM): Red leader flies in and says stay on topic
Laharl01 (12:10:16 AM): scott made a gather info too
ericshealy885 (12:10:21 AM): so.. yeah
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:10:28 AM): prolly just leanreed the same thisng
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:10:42 AM): that was more to one-up you than anything else :P
Laharl01 (12:10:45 AM): lol
ForSovietRussia (12:10:49 AM): typzing
theonecag (12:10:50 AM): many people move to Regalpoty with the intent of making name for themselves, and, instead, end "up shit creak"
Laharl01 (12:10:53 AM): well...you might have gotten something for beating 20
Laharl01 (12:10:56 AM): xD
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:11:06 AM): perhaps
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:11:21 AM): maybe learning where the best potty is in Regalpoty
Laharl01 (12:11:31 AM): maybe
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:11:49 AM): ... hooray for third-grade humor
Laharl01 (12:12:03 AM): hey, if it's still funny...
ericshealy885 (12:12:34 AM): That isn't a very good bar at all
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:12:47 AM): Felix smites the guy with the milk
ForSovietRussia (12:13:07 AM): so what are you guys doing?
ericshealy885 (12:13:28 AM): um... bummin' some milk offa guy?
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:13:32 AM): finding the guy with the milk bowl and mauling him for confusing me with a housecat
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:14:39 AM): I can kill more than a 1st level commoner
Laharl01 (12:15:05 AM): you can kill a 2nd level commoner!
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:15:15 AM): or even a 3rd!
ForSovietRussia (12:15:16 AM): but not a housecat
ForSovietRussia (12:15:20 AM): for they are teh deadly
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:15:24 AM): T_T
Laharl01 (12:15:45 AM): http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-sad-cat-blackandwhite.jpg
ericshealy885 (12:16:02 AM): oh god
ericshealy885 (12:16:11 AM): lolcatz did dominate the session
Laharl01 (12:16:18 AM): is there something wrong with that?
ericshealy885 (12:16:23 AM): so are we at the tavern yet?
ericshealy885 (12:16:40 AM): can I get a decent cuppa 'forged piss?
ericshealy885 (12:16:45 AM): grah
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:16:52 AM): um
ericshealy885 (12:16:59 AM): bad alcohol slang... no further attempts
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:16:59 AM): what are you drinking?
Laharl01 (12:17:10 AM): lube oil
Laharl01 (12:17:16 AM): and yes, I know that sounded wrong
ericshealy885 (12:17:17 AM): brake fluid?
ericshealy885 (12:17:52 AM): anyway... assuming we;re at the bar.. what's there/happening?
ForSovietRussia (12:17:57 AM): im typing
Laharl01 (12:17:59 AM): ok
ericshealy885 (12:18:00 AM): kay
ForSovietRussia (12:18:54 AM): NO FOR YOU YET
ForSovietRussia (12:18:59 AM): DM SPEAK IN PROGRESS
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:19:06 AM): and yes, that actually is a drink
ForSovietRussia (12:19:34 AM): commence party sutff
ForSovietRussia (12:19:38 AM): *stuff
ForSovietRussia (12:20:04 AM): and yes, i know there are typos in that stuff
ForSovietRussia (12:20:08 AM): armo-wrestling, etc
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:20:21 AM): meh, we understand
Laharl01 (12:20:31 AM): armos-wrestling!
ForSovietRussia (12:20:36 AM): PAUSE!
Laharl01 (12:20:38 AM): gotta be careful, or they blow up when they lose
ForSovietRussia (12:20:39 AM): DM SPEAK TIME AGAIN!
Laharl01 (12:20:40 AM): literally
theonecag (12:20:41 AM): eric, what;s your chars name
ericshealy885 (12:20:55 AM): catwoman?
ericshealy885 (12:20:59 AM): oh... wait...
theonecag (12:21:01 AM): ...
ericshealy885 (12:21:02 AM): Trunac
Laharl01 (12:21:03 AM): halle berry?
Laharl01 (12:21:05 AM): hah
Laharl01 (12:21:07 AM): we wish
theonecag (12:21:08 AM): fail
ericshealy885 (12:21:20 AM): yeah... that movie was extremely suck
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:21:25 AM): what IS eric running, anyway?
Laharl01 (12:21:27 AM): it had halle berry
Laharl01 (12:21:29 AM): so it isn't total suck
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:21:34 AM): true dat
ericshealy885 (12:21:44 AM): which Eric are we asking about?
ForSovietRussia (12:21:48 AM): DM SPEAK DONE
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:21:50 AM): the one here
ericshealy885 (12:21:53 AM): ah
ericshealy885 (12:21:56 AM): I'm Trunac
ForSovietRussia (12:21:58 AM): Know (Nobility and Royalty) anyone?
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:22:00 AM): not the one currently sauced to the gills
ericshealy885 (12:22:07 AM): I'm linked in the character section
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:22:11 AM): kk
ericshealy885 (12:22:16 AM): I'm perpetually sauced to the gills
Laharl01 (12:22:20 AM): 21 untrained
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:22:25 AM): on what?
ericshealy885 (12:22:33 AM): I took 8 ranks in prof (brewer)
Laharl01 (12:22:36 AM): know[nobility&royalty]
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:22:38 AM): win
ericshealy885 (12:22:38 AM): so moonshine basically
ForSovietRussia (12:23:03 AM): dave, still seeking to participate?
Laharl01 (12:23:16 AM): yeah
Laharl01 (12:23:21 AM): I remember the rules from last time
Laharl01 (12:23:25 AM): 50 gp for 5 throws, right?
ForSovietRussia (12:23:27 AM): pay up the 10GP
ForSovietRussia (12:23:31 AM): 5 throws you get
ericshealy885 (12:23:31 AM): I'm considering a drinking game...
Laharl01 (12:23:35 AM): kk
ericshealy885 (12:23:54 AM): arm wrestling... lose and drink... first to pass out covers the other's tab
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:24:04 AM): lol
Laharl01 (12:25:10 AM): so, um, who's got diplo (and how much)?
ericshealy885 (12:25:23 AM): I've got a 6 cha
ericshealy885 (12:25:28 AM): will that help?
Laharl01 (12:25:40 AM): lol
Laharl01 (12:25:57 AM): if you can manage an aid another on someone who actually has the skill...(scott/drew?)
ForSovietRussia (12:26:01 AM): okay
ForSovietRussia (12:26:07 AM): pause while i factor scotts throws
Laharl01 (12:26:27 AM): System.pause();
theonecag (12:26:28 AM): i've got +9
theonecag (12:26:45 AM): but I'm also good at detecting lies, and thoughts for that matter
ForSovietRussia (12:26:52 AM): okay
ForSovietRussia (12:26:53 AM): eric
ForSovietRussia (12:26:55 AM): want the rules?
ForSovietRussia (12:27:01 AM): actually, dont bother
ForSovietRussia (12:27:06 AM): Eric, gimme an STR check
ericshealy885 (12:27:09 AM): opposed str?
ForSovietRussia (12:27:16 AM): yeah
ForSovietRussia (12:27:18 AM): lemee dig out a d20
ericshealy885 (12:27:28 AM): ditto
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:27:31 AM): has it been that long?
Laharl01 (12:27:33 AM): this is why I use my script
Laharl01 (12:27:39 AM): it can even do exalted!
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:27:40 AM): script?
ForSovietRussia (12:27:47 AM): script entails more window switching
Laharl01 (12:27:51 AM): quick C++ roller I churned out
ForSovietRussia (12:27:51 AM): okay, eric gimme STR check
ericshealy885 (12:28:05 AM): I rolled 12+ my str
ericshealy885 (12:28:09 AM): so I guess 20?
Laharl01 (12:28:10 AM): yeah, but this way I can have my sheet, the chat, and the terminal all open with minimal tab-flipping
ForSovietRussia (12:28:14 AM): eric
ForSovietRussia (12:28:20 AM): you do not have a +8 STR mod
ericshealy885 (12:28:23 AM): wait... yeah
ericshealy885 (12:28:29 AM): 15
theonecag (12:28:37 AM): rage
ForSovietRussia (12:28:38 AM): okay, gimme a second one
ericshealy885 (12:28:39 AM): crap I'm good at basic math
Laharl01 (12:28:40 AM): lol
theonecag (12:28:41 AM): that's the ticket
ForSovietRussia (12:28:42 AM): you have the advantage
ForSovietRussia (12:28:46 AM): no drew, it expires too quick
ForSovietRussia (12:28:49 AM): dont waste it early
ericshealy885 (12:29:11 AM): so I kicked his ass?
ForSovietRussia (12:29:14 AM): no
ericshealy885 (12:29:16 AM): or we keep making checks?
ForSovietRussia (12:29:17 AM): i need a second one
ForSovietRussia (12:29:18 AM): yes
ericshealy885 (12:29:27 AM): 'nother 15.
ForSovietRussia (12:30:31 AM): STR check eric
ericshealy885 (12:30:57 AM): nother 15
ericshealy885 (12:31:01 AM): what is with this die
theonecag (12:31:08 AM): nothing bad
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:31:09 AM): lol
ForSovietRussia (12:31:09 AM): gimme another one
ericshealy885 (12:31:26 AM): another
ForSovietRussia (12:31:31 AM): O_o
ericshealy885 (12:31:32 AM): this is getting ridiculous
ForSovietRussia (12:31:33 AM): roll again
ForSovietRussia (12:31:39 AM): im having the same thing too
ericshealy885 (12:31:40 AM): damn
ericshealy885 (12:31:42 AM): 7
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:31:44 AM): X_X
ericshealy885 (12:32:03 AM): who's my opponent anyway?
ForSovietRussia (12:32:09 AM): a random guy
theonecag (12:32:10 AM): ur mom
ForSovietRussia (12:32:13 AM): now gimme a third
ericshealy885 (12:32:29 AM): hell yeah
ericshealy885 (12:32:30 AM): 20
ForSovietRussia (12:32:35 AM): okay
ForSovietRussia (12:32:37 AM): one more
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:32:42 AM): wow
ericshealy885 (12:32:52 AM): 14
ForSovietRussia (12:32:54 AM): i hate this armwrestling system, but its accurate
Laharl01 (12:33:05 AM): lol
ericshealy885 (12:33:05 AM): haha
Laharl01 (12:33:09 AM): it is clunky, but it works
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:33:13 AM): win
ForSovietRussia (12:33:18 AM): it requires an assload of rolls X_X
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:33:28 AM): while we're on the topic of who we're facing
Laharl01 (12:33:28 AM): as I said, clunky
ForSovietRussia (12:33:35 AM): STR check
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:33:39 AM): who's #1 on the knife toss?
ForSovietRussia (12:33:48 AM): someone with more points than you guys
ericshealy885 (12:33:52 AM): um... yeah... who is my opponents
ForSovietRussia (12:33:57 AM): another random guy
ericshealy885 (12:33:58 AM): I might hang with them later
ForSovietRussia (12:34:00 AM): correction
ForSovietRussia (12:34:03 AM): its a random chick
Laharl01 (12:34:07 AM): lol
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:34:08 AM): oho
ericshealy885 (12:34:08 AM): score!
ericshealy885 (12:34:15 AM): put it in teh log
Laharl01 (12:34:27 AM): the magic bikini, marty?
ForSovietRussia (12:34:28 AM): xD
Laharl01 (12:34:41 AM): that only maxim (hmmm...) is in your party when you get it?
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:34:44 AM): oh noes! teh munchkin item of d00m!
ForSovietRussia (12:34:44 AM): xD
ForSovietRussia (12:34:46 AM): yeah
Laharl01 (12:34:53 AM): I just realized the implications of that name
Laharl01 (12:34:56 AM): with this item
ForSovietRussia (12:34:58 AM): ROFL
ForSovietRussia (12:35:04 AM): you didnt pick up on that earlier?
Laharl01 (12:35:09 AM): not really
ericshealy885 (12:35:14 AM): 21
Laharl01 (12:35:14 AM): haven't played that in a long time
ForSovietRussia (12:35:21 AM): come on man, the game also has a frigging Playboy Bunny outfit
ForSovietRussia (12:35:34 AM): okay eric
ForSovietRussia (12:35:37 AM): gimme another one
theonecag (12:35:37 AM): move on!
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:35:40 AM): and that's what your next opponent is wearing
ForSovietRussia (12:35:42 AM): xD
ForSovietRussia (12:35:48 AM): now theres an idea....
ericshealy885 (12:35:55 AM): shit
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:35:56 AM): o_O
ericshealy885 (12:35:57 AM): a 9
ForSovietRussia (12:36:02 AM): ROFL
ForSovietRussia (12:36:04 AM): i rolled low
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:36:05 AM): T_T
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:36:13 AM): oh
theonecag (12:36:17 AM): it was at that point that a yellow vespa pulled up outside the bar...
Laharl01 (12:36:17 AM): lol
ericshealy885 (12:36:23 AM): awesome
ericshealy885 (12:36:32 AM): a whole other kinda axe
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:36:35 AM): he got run over!
theonecag (12:36:48 AM): ...
Laharl01 (12:36:48 AM): business card?
ForSovietRussia (12:36:49 AM): xD
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:36:49 AM): win
Laharl01 (12:36:53 AM): oh, please
ForSovietRussia (12:36:59 AM): ^_^
ericshealy885 (12:36:59 AM): Awesome
ericshealy885 (12:37:19 AM): what's it say?
ericshealy885 (12:37:24 AM): got a phone number?
Laharl01 (12:37:41 AM): at this tech level?
Laharl01 (12:37:42 AM): nope
Laharl01 (12:37:46 AM): NO
ForSovietRussia (12:37:48 AM): XD
Laharl01 (12:37:48 AM): N
Laharl01 (12:37:48 AM): O
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:37:54 AM): "Sending Stone #57"
ericshealy885 (12:37:55 AM): lol
ForSovietRussia (12:38:04 AM): oka eric, gimme STR check
ericshealy885 (12:38:07 AM): uh... that would be the fourth if that's my foe
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:38:11 AM): wait
ericshealy885 (12:38:20 AM): 10
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:38:21 AM): he's arm wrestling Haruhi?
Laharl01 (12:38:28 AM): yeah, basically
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:38:35 AM): *facepalm
ForSovietRussia (12:38:50 AM): eric gimme another
ericshealy885 (12:38:57 AM): 12
ForSovietRussia (12:39:02 AM): ummmm
ForSovietRussia (12:39:07 AM): you wanna action point?
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:39:08 AM): I'm gonna make a listen check to see if I heard that
ericshealy885 (12:39:11 AM): yeah
ericshealy885 (12:39:27 AM): how much AP add this level?
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:39:32 AM): 25
Laharl01 (12:39:32 AM): we have 6
Laharl01 (12:39:35 AM): oh
Laharl01 (12:39:38 AM): 2d6
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:39:39 AM): did I make it?
ForSovietRussia (12:39:42 AM): and you roll 2d6 and take the highest
ForSovietRussia (12:39:49 AM): hear what scott?
ericshealy885 (12:39:54 AM): shit... double sixes
ForSovietRussia (12:39:57 AM): lol
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:39:58 AM): the question
Laharl01 (12:39:58 AM): lol
ForSovietRussia (12:40:02 AM): okay eric, gimme another
Laharl01 (12:40:04 AM): whose answer is 42
Laharl01 (12:40:11 AM): thus, scott, you did not hear it
ericshealy885 (12:40:12 AM): 20
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:40:15 AM): T_T
ForSovietRussia (12:40:23 AM): okay eric, one more hopefully
ericshealy885 (12:40:32 AM): sit
ericshealy885 (12:40:33 AM): shit
ericshealy885 (12:40:35 AM): a 6
ForSovietRussia (12:40:35 AM): ?
ForSovietRussia (12:40:37 AM): xD
ForSovietRussia (12:40:41 AM): okay, gimme another one
ericshealy885 (12:40:43 AM): I don't want to lose to Haruhi
ericshealy885 (12:40:50 AM): 21
ForSovietRussia (12:40:54 AM): ummm
ForSovietRussia (12:40:55 AM): tie
ForSovietRussia (12:40:57 AM): gimme another
ericshealy885 (12:41:09 AM): 20
ForSovietRussia (12:41:14 AM): okay
ForSovietRussia (12:41:17 AM): one more hopefully
ericshealy885 (12:41:27 AM): 22
ericshealy885 (12:42:09 AM): I'm a warforged sent from the future to kick your ass?
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:42:39 AM): /Ah-nold
Laharl01 (12:42:55 AM): lol
ericshealy885 (12:42:59 AM): uh oh
ericshealy885 (12:43:12 AM): "Hold it!"
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:43:16 AM): who will it be!
theonecag (12:43:24 AM): shouldn't this newcomer have to fight through everyone else first?
ForSovietRussia (12:43:36 AM): nah, hes the current reigning champ
Laharl01 (12:43:37 AM): this is the real #1 guy
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:43:42 AM): uh oh eric, boss fight
theonecag (12:43:42 AM): ah
ForSovietRussia (12:43:46 AM): so eric
Laharl01 (12:43:48 AM): eric, rage if you're gonna useit
theonecag (12:43:49 AM): rage eric
theonecag (12:43:50 AM): rage
ForSovietRussia (12:43:56 AM): assume the positiong and gimme STR check
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:44:06 AM): O_o
ForSovietRussia (12:44:09 AM): xD
Laharl01 (12:44:11 AM): haha
ericshealy885 (12:44:11 AM): uh... yeah
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:44:15 AM): so many images...
Laharl01 (12:44:18 AM): scott..that's a Con check
ericshealy885 (12:44:18 AM): rage has my str mod at +5
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:44:23 AM): /me gouges out eyes
Laharl01 (12:44:28 AM): lol
ForSovietRussia (12:44:32 AM): ^_^ The internet, raping your third eye since the mid 1990s
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:44:40 AM): indeed
Laharl01 (12:44:42 AM): and your first 2
ForSovietRussia (12:44:44 AM): so eric
ForSovietRussia (12:44:47 AM): gimme STR check
ericshealy885 (12:45:18 AM): nat 20
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:45:20 AM): uh oh
ericshealy885 (12:45:21 AM): 25
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:45:32 AM): I sense an Edward-stlye size rant coming on
ForSovietRussia (12:45:38 AM): okay
ForSovietRussia (12:45:43 AM): gimme another check
Laharl01 (12:45:49 AM): xD
ericshealy885 (12:45:51 AM): oh crap! rage on rage action!
ericshealy885 (12:46:01 AM): 21
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:46:04 AM): X_@ AAARGH!!!!!1
ForSovietRussia (12:46:10 AM): okay
ForSovietRussia (12:46:11 AM): another
ericshealy885 (12:46:23 AM): -_____-
ForSovietRussia (12:46:26 AM): lol
ericshealy885 (12:46:27 AM): 9
ForSovietRussia (12:46:31 AM): ummm
ForSovietRussia (12:46:35 AM): AP?
ericshealy885 (12:46:38 AM): sure
ericshealy885 (12:46:42 AM): woth it
ericshealy885 (12:46:49 AM): +5
ForSovietRussia (12:46:54 AM): okay
ForSovietRussia (12:46:56 AM): gimme one more
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:46:59 AM): T_T
ericshealy885 (12:47:07 AM): 19
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:47:35 AM): win
Laharl01 (12:47:46 AM): so, scott
Laharl01 (12:47:49 AM): do you have diplo?
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:48:21 AM): ya, +12
Laharl01 (12:48:24 AM): great
Laharl01 (12:48:38 AM): you get to convince ryger to give us (or copy) the map
Laharl01 (12:48:56 AM): the rest of us can aid another, as drew's the only other one with diplo
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:49:07 AM): kk
ForSovietRussia (12:49:07 AM): AND THE ACTION GOES ON PAUSE
ForSovietRussia (12:49:14 AM): FOR I MUST GO MOVE LAUNDRY
Laharl01 (12:49:18 AM): what a surprise
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:49:22 AM): uh right
ericshealy885 (12:49:28 AM): [-_-}
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:49:37 AM): in about 10 minutes I'll need a break myself
ForSovietRussia (12:49:57 AM): I SHALL RETURN!
Laharl01 (12:50:02 AM): you'd better
theonecag (12:50:04 AM): zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Laharl01 (12:50:09 AM): +1
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:50:14 AM): ?
Laharl01 (12:50:32 AM): +1 indicates agreement with the post above
ericshealy885 (12:50:34 AM): how do you type that infinity sign?
Laharl01 (12:50:39 AM): err
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:50:39 AM): ah
Laharl01 (12:51:00 AM): numlock+ctrl+five or six numbers
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:51:12 AM): o_o
ericshealy885 (12:51:23 AM):
Laharl01 (12:51:25 AM): example
ericshealy885 (12:51:25 AM):
ericshealy885 (12:51:28 AM): crap
ericshealy885 (12:51:36 AM): that didn't work
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:51:41 AM): ROFL
Laharl01 (12:51:46 AM): numlock on + alt + 0176 (typed, not held, on the numpad) is the degree sign
ericshealy885 (12:52:09 AM): ♣
ericshealy885 (12:52:12 AM): ♠
ericshealy885 (12:52:15 AM): ♦
ericshealy885 (12:52:21 AM): ♥
ericshealy885 (12:52:25 AM): awesome
Laharl01 (12:52:30 AM): use 8734 to probably get infinity
ericshealy885 (12:52:30 AM): card suits
ericshealy885 (12:52:45 AM): ▲
theonecag (12:52:48 AM): /7
Laharl01 (12:52:50 AM): I can't test it since I'm on a laptop and thus have no numpad
ericshealy885 (12:52:50 AM): nope
Laharl01 (12:52:58 AM): *shrug*
ericshealy885 (12:54:04 AM): 8734 just gets me the triangle
Laharl01 (12:54:12 AM): ok
ericshealy885 (12:54:14 AM): oh well
Laharl01 (12:54:16 AM): if you really wanna know...
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:54:19 AM): which is good for what now?
Laharl01 (12:54:23 AM): go into word and insert->symbol
ericshealy885 (12:54:26 AM): I duno
Laharl01 (12:54:29 AM): try and find it
Laharl01 (12:54:33 AM): it'll have a keybind
ericshealy885 (12:54:38 AM): don't have word
Laharl01 (12:54:41 AM): good!
Laharl01 (12:54:51 AM): running mac?
ericshealy885 (12:54:55 AM): nope
Laharl01 (12:55:00 AM): linux?
ericshealy885 (12:55:05 AM): nope
ericshealy885 (12:55:08 AM): I is teh inept
Laharl01 (12:55:11 AM): lol
Laharl01 (12:55:19 AM): just using openoffice on windoze?
ericshealy885 (12:55:28 AM): I guess
L17713ANGRYM4N (12:56:05 AM): arright, brb shortly
ForSovietRussia (12:56:28 AM): FEAR!
Laharl01 (12:56:38 AM): good
Laharl01 (12:56:43 AM): wait...
Laharl01 (12:56:45 AM): we need scott...
ForSovietRussia (12:56:50 AM): ...
ericshealy885 (12:56:50 AM): scott's out for a bit
ForSovietRussia (12:56:58 AM): grah!
ForSovietRussia (12:56:59 AM): wrath!
Laharl01 (12:57:01 AM): he's got the diplo
ForSovietRussia (12:57:02 AM): KHAAAAN!!!
theonecag (12:57:07 AM): funny how he left, just as you got back...
Laharl01 (12:57:12 AM): no, you mean SCCOOOOTTTTTTT!
ForSovietRussia (12:57:15 AM): no
ForSovietRussia (12:57:18 AM): i mean KHAAAN!!!
Laharl01 (12:57:21 AM): that would imply they're the same person...:P
ericshealy885 (12:57:24 AM): scoot?
Laharl01 (12:57:29 AM): long o
ForSovietRussia (12:57:40 AM): which is what the King of All Cosmos says in Beautiful Katamari if you fail a mission
Laharl01 (12:57:46 AM): lol
ForSovietRussia (12:57:49 AM): "Displeasure! Wrath! KHAAAN!!!"
Laharl01 (12:57:52 AM): is that game as truppy as I think it is?
Laharl01 (12:57:54 AM): no way
Laharl01 (12:57:56 AM): *trippy
ForSovietRussia (12:57:59 AM): it is teh uber
ericshealy885 (12:58:08 AM): it is
Laharl01 (12:58:11 AM): no way does he say khaan
ericshealy885 (12:58:13 AM): i've seen it
ForSovietRussia (12:58:14 AM): ye does
ForSovietRussia (12:58:17 AM): he does
Laharl01 (12:58:18 AM): wow
ForSovietRussia (12:58:20 AM): xD
ForSovietRussia (12:58:26 AM): http://surreality.info/up/lj_my_milkshake_bringeth.jpg
Laharl01 (12:58:27 AM): the licensing on that...
Laharl01 (12:58:36 AM): seen it
Laharl01 (12:58:38 AM): good, though
ForSovietRussia (12:58:39 AM): there is no licensing on the word Khaaan
ForSovietRussia (12:58:52 AM): http://khaaan.com/
ForSovietRussia (12:58:59 AM): greatest. site. evar.
Laharl01 (12:59:03 AM): yeah...no
Laharl01 (12:59:14 AM): that honor still (and probably always will) belong to bash
theonecag (12:59:15 AM): i'm really getting tired
ForSovietRussia (12:59:19 AM): sigh
ForSovietRussia (12:59:22 AM): hurry back scott
ForSovietRussia (12:59:26 AM): we are teh almost done
ericshealy885 (12:59:29 AM): scott must return
Laharl01 (12:59:39 AM): yeah, all we really need to do is talk to ryger
Laharl01 (12:59:45 AM): (and steal his diskarmor)
ForSovietRussia (12:59:54 AM): that would be Rygar
ForSovietRussia (12:59:58 AM): not Ryger
Laharl01 (1:00:00 AM): I know, marty
Laharl01 (1:00:11 AM): that's what we in the business call a 'joke'
ForSovietRussia (1:00:29 AM): humor, such things are below an advanced being such as myself
Laharl01 (1:00:30 AM): http://bash.org/?604335
ericshealy885 (1:00:35 AM): bidness
ericshealy885 (1:00:40 AM): it's spelled bidness
theonecag (1:00:57 AM): arrrrrrgh, bandwith fail!
Laharl01 (1:01:02 AM): ouch
ForSovietRussia (1:01:10 AM): xD
Laharl01 (1:01:23 AM): mine's so good I can be talking on AIM with you guys, running a terminal window, keeping my sheet open, and DLing geass at the same time!
theonecag (1:01:32 AM): die
theonecag (1:01:34 AM): in a fire
theonecag (1:01:40 AM): with salt
Laharl01 (1:01:42 AM): lol
ericshealy885 (1:01:51 AM): I've got thirty-three tabs running
Laharl01 (1:01:56 AM): haha
ericshealy885 (1:01:58 AM): and seventeen AIM conversations
ericshealy885 (1:02:04 AM): also a lawnmower
Laharl01 (1:02:08 AM): wtf?
ericshealy885 (1:02:13 AM): and I don't even have a lawn
ForSovietRussia (1:02:26 AM): but does the lawnmower run linux?
Laharl01 (1:02:33 AM): 3 hours left on geass...50kbps is nice, though
ericshealy885 (1:02:36 AM): everything will run linus
ericshealy885 (1:02:42 AM): linux
Laharl01 (1:02:42 AM): or at least mac
theonecag (1:02:44 AM): SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
ericshealy885 (1:02:50 AM): af;lak;oarhg;oeragpoerigpoiagha;khfaeporowiruopiufoeiu
ForSovietRussia (1:02:53 AM): hmmmz...time to stat up the cloverfield parasites
ericshealy885 (1:02:59 AM): huh?
Laharl01 (1:02:59 AM): ...
ForSovietRussia (1:03:00 AM): DC20 fort save vs asplode!
ForSovietRussia (1:03:14 AM): now thats a poison/disease!
Laharl01 (1:03:22 AM): lol
Laharl01 (1:03:23 AM): yes
ForSovietRussia (1:03:34 AM): to gleemax!
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:03:49 AM): e wha?
Laharl01 (1:03:55 AM): WOTC
ForSovietRussia (1:04:04 AM): good! the parsites havent made scott asplode yet
ericshealy885 (1:04:04 AM): argh!
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:04:09 AM): some1 rang?
Laharl01 (1:04:14 AM): yes
Laharl01 (1:04:16 AM): back to game
ericshealy885 (1:04:17 AM): LET THE GAME CONTINUE
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:04:20 AM): crap
Laharl01 (1:04:20 AM): OR ELSe
ForSovietRussia (1:04:38 AM): awww...nobody has statted out the cloverfield monster yet!
ForSovietRussia (1:04:41 AM): I MUST DO IT!
Laharl01 (1:04:43 AM): later!
ericshealy885 (1:04:43 AM): also... freal what's on teh bidness card?
ForSovietRussia (1:04:46 AM): BUT FIRST, THE GAME!
ForSovietRussia (1:04:51 AM): ill get to that later eric
ericshealy885 (1:04:54 AM): kay
ForSovietRussia (1:05:04 AM): after i stat out that person, assuming you want her to become a recurring NPC
Laharl01 (1:05:09 AM): later!
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:05:13 AM): um
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:05:22 AM): so we are..
ericshealy885 (1:05:25 AM): recurring MPCs ftw
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:05:36 AM): about to meet teh Prince, right
ForSovietRussia (1:05:46 AM): no, you are about to get pwnt by the cloverfield monster scott
ForSovietRussia (1:05:52 AM): gimme a fort save or you asplode
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:05:58 AM): um?
ForSovietRussia (1:06:00 AM): xD
Laharl01 (1:06:03 AM): your head asplode
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:06:05 AM): I asplode
ForSovietRussia (1:06:06 AM): no
ForSovietRussia (1:06:09 AM): your body asplode
ericshealy885 (1:06:10 AM): I'm reluctant to follow...
ForSovietRussia (1:06:11 AM): in a gory mess
Laharl01 (1:06:16 AM): we need you
ForSovietRussia (1:06:17 AM): eric, you better follow
ericshealy885 (1:06:18 AM): I'm interested in teh boozing
Laharl01 (1:06:20 AM): you're the hero of the moment
ericshealy885 (1:06:20 AM): aw
ericshealy885 (1:06:25 AM): okay I follow
ForSovietRussia (1:06:26 AM): considering its you who he wants to speak too
ericshealy885 (1:06:32 AM): ah hey yess
ForSovietRussia (1:06:55 AM): and what does our favored soul of the money god do?
ForSovietRussia (1:07:13 AM): and im just going to assume powergamer man and EBslinger follow too
Laharl01 (1:07:23 AM): yeah
ForSovietRussia (1:07:33 AM): and actually, that should be Powergamerman
ForSovietRussia (1:07:37 AM): and he should have a costume
ForSovietRussia (1:07:39 AM): and a secret identity
Laharl01 (1:07:41 AM): ...
Laharl01 (1:07:44 AM): marty!
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:07:50 AM): yeah, fair waning guys, I won
ForSovietRussia (1:07:52 AM): still waiting on drew
ericshealy885 (1:08:01 AM): drew?
ericshealy885 (1:08:04 AM): awake?
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:08:05 AM): 't be terribly focused for the next 20 mins or so
ForSovietRussia (1:08:11 AM): Drew! THOU HAST BEEN SUMMONED!
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:08:21 AM): Slayers is on :P
ForSovietRussia (1:08:23 AM): /me casts Summon Gamer IX
Laharl01 (1:08:30 AM): lol
Laharl01 (1:08:32 AM): wait
Laharl01 (1:08:35 AM): like slayers in English?
ForSovietRussia (1:08:38 AM): O_o
ForSovietRussia (1:08:39 AM): fail
Laharl01 (1:08:41 AM): fuck that shit
ericshealy885 (1:08:53 AM): can we assume drew tags along?
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:08:56 AM): ???
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:09:02 AM): fail? wha?
Laharl01 (1:09:14 AM): slayers in english has horrible VAs
Laharl01 (1:09:36 AM): also takes out all the 'lina has little boobs' jokes
ForSovietRussia (1:09:43 AM): xD
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:09:44 AM): excuse me for not minding as much as you guys
ForSovietRussia (1:09:45 AM): most of them
ericshealy885 (1:10:02 AM): lol... lina's got tiny titties
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:10:02 AM): I like being able to understand something the first time through
ForSovietRussia (1:10:08 AM): they are still there, just innuendo rather than blatant
Laharl01 (1:10:17 AM): that's what subs are for
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:10:29 AM): that's what I meant
Laharl01 (1:10:31 AM): the series is old enough that the sub job is really good (and ripped of the DVD)
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:10:37 AM): subs=second time through
ForSovietRussia (1:10:42 AM): yes, Ryger is speaking in a british accent
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:10:50 AM): once to see what they're saying
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:10:56 AM): once to see what they're doing
theonecag (1:10:57 AM): fell asleep on my keyboard
Laharl01 (1:10:59 AM): lol
ForSovietRussia (1:11:10 AM): got a case of Qwertyitis drew?
ericshealy885 (1:11:14 AM): he returns!
ericshealy885 (1:11:18 AM): yay!
theonecag (1:11:26 AM): what i miss?
Laharl01 (1:11:30 AM): anyway, marty, you're probably up
ForSovietRussia (1:11:32 AM): not much
Laharl01 (1:11:40 AM): let's get this done pretty soon, mmkay?
ForSovietRussia (1:12:04 AM): nah, you have to do your TPS Reports first dave
Laharl01 (1:12:10 AM): marty...
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:12:15 AM): uh eric, batter up
ForSovietRussia (1:12:21 AM): or whoever wants to speak now
Laharl01 (1:12:23 AM): do you want me to remove the t in your name when I speak to you?
ForSovietRussia (1:12:30 AM): wouldnt be the first time
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:12:41 AM): no dave
Laharl01 (1:12:47 AM): um, scott?
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:12:48 AM): that's strictly for dai's game
Laharl01 (1:12:51 AM): you have the best diplo
Laharl01 (1:12:54 AM): mind doing the talking?
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:13:12 AM): wait for it
ForSovietRussia (1:13:36 AM): hmmm...
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:13:47 AM): hmm what?
ForSovietRussia (1:13:53 AM): /me ponders statting out a half-farspawn tarrasque and having it attack sharn
Laharl01 (1:13:57 AM): ...
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:14:02 AM): Is he going to say something or no?
ForSovietRussia (1:14:02 AM): no, im not ripping ideas from a movie i just saw
Laharl01 (1:14:03 AM): /me leaves sharn to its fate
ericshealy885 (1:14:09 AM): oh god
Laharl01 (1:14:11 AM): not at all!
ForSovietRussia (1:14:15 AM): he just had his word with you
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:14:18 AM): um??
Laharl01 (1:14:22 AM): alright
Laharl01 (1:14:28 AM): I'll handle the map
ForSovietRussia (1:14:29 AM): if nobody brings anything up it will be epic fail
Laharl01 (1:14:36 AM): if someone else can make a diplo check for me...
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:14:38 AM): *sigh*
theonecag (1:14:43 AM): /me ports in Archmage from epic game to fight tarrasque
ForSovietRussia (1:14:47 AM): diplo checks everyone!
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:14:49 AM): I was waiting for him to mention favors
theonecag (1:14:53 AM): 28
Laharl01 (1:14:54 AM): 5
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:15:00 AM): but looks like I'll need to make my own
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:15:04 AM): 27
ericshealy885 (1:15:05 AM): uh... I rolled a 19
ericshealy885 (1:15:08 AM): so 17
Laharl01 (1:15:09 AM): so 17
theonecag (1:15:15 AM): how about we go with my 28?
ForSovietRussia (1:15:17 AM): whose doing the speaking?
Laharl01 (1:15:18 AM): sounds good
Laharl01 (1:15:23 AM): drew, you rolled the highest
theonecag (1:15:25 AM): the econimist
Laharl01 (1:15:33 AM): the other two over 10 can be used as aid another
Laharl01 (1:15:36 AM): for 32
ForSovietRussia (1:15:51 AM): lol
ForSovietRussia (1:15:53 AM): more than that
ForSovietRussia (1:16:00 AM): 3 of you beat 10
Laharl01 (1:16:00 AM): doesn't aid give +2?
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:16:02 AM): right-o
Laharl01 (1:16:02 AM): oh
Laharl01 (1:16:04 AM): >.>
ericshealy885 (1:16:04 AM): so drew... teh speechin'?
ForSovietRussia (1:16:08 AM): and still more than that
Laharl01 (1:16:10 AM): he's typing, I imagine
ForSovietRussia (1:16:12 AM): modifiers i speak not of
Laharl01 (1:16:15 AM): ahh
Laharl01 (1:16:18 AM): lol
ericshealy885 (1:16:30 AM): oh.. right... no warning when people's typin' in chatrooms issere
ForSovietRussia (1:16:32 AM): X_X
Laharl01 (1:16:34 AM): nope
ForSovietRussia (1:16:38 AM): this is one assload of a Diplo check
Laharl01 (1:16:41 AM): haha
Laharl01 (1:16:46 AM): drew rolled like a 10
Laharl01 (1:16:47 AM): *19
ericshealy885 (1:16:56 AM): lol
ericshealy885 (1:17:01 AM): big difference
ForSovietRussia (1:17:15 AM): good god, it looks like something out of dais game
ForSovietRussia (1:17:18 AM): 47....
Laharl01 (1:17:20 AM): nah
Laharl01 (1:17:27 AM): dai's game would be at least 60
Laharl01 (1:17:34 AM): (@Dreki) I just realized something.
(@Dreki) A is the 1st letter of the alphabet and H is the 8th letter, right?
(@Dreki) 9/11=0.8181818181=HAHAHAHA.
ForSovietRussia (1:17:41 AM): nah, im talking dais game immediately post reset
Laharl01 (1:17:45 AM): oh, ok
ForSovietRussia (1:17:47 AM): on a take 10
Laharl01 (1:17:50 AM): you really do have to specify
Laharl01 (1:17:51 AM): nah
Laharl01 (1:17:53 AM): well
Laharl01 (1:17:54 AM): yes
Laharl01 (1:17:57 AM): you had kensai then
ForSovietRussia (1:18:01 AM): my diplo has always been pretty hax dave
Laharl01 (1:18:05 AM): true
ForSovietRussia (1:18:07 AM): even pre item familiar
Laharl01 (1:18:10 AM): lol
Laharl01 (1:18:23 AM): that's one innovation I really kinda wish hadn't come into play
ericshealy885 (1:18:25 AM): Drew fell asleep again?
ForSovietRussia (1:18:28 AM): i did a little work on some ideas for class lines
Laharl01 (1:18:32 AM): typing, presumably
Laharl01 (1:18:33 AM): good
ForSovietRussia (1:18:40 AM): i figured out i need a skill monkey class at least some levels of it
Laharl01 (1:18:46 AM): wow
ForSovietRussia (1:18:51 AM): and line 2 is straight favored soul
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:18:58 AM): "You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
ForSovietRussia (1:19:05 AM): until level 20, where im probably going divine oracle
Laharl01 (1:19:09 AM): lol
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:19:12 AM): "You want to go home and rethink your life"
Laharl01 (1:19:13 AM): evasion in heavy armor ftw!
ForSovietRussia (1:19:17 AM): lol
ForSovietRussia (1:19:24 AM): I'm going to go home and rethink my life.
ForSovietRussia (1:19:35 AM): wait
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:19:35 AM): win
ForSovietRussia (1:19:41 AM): I'm a toydarian!
Laharl01 (1:19:44 AM): lol
ForSovietRussia (1:19:45 AM): Mind tricks dont work on me!
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:19:46 AM): carp
Laharl01 (1:19:48 AM): only money!
ericshealy885 (1:19:54 AM): carp?
ForSovietRussia (1:19:57 AM): what, you think you are some kinda jedi waving your hand around like that/
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:19:58 AM): Look! A quarter!
Laharl01 (1:20:02 AM): and is it just me, or is watto supposed to be italian?
ForSovietRussia (1:20:05 AM): xD
ForSovietRussia (1:20:11 AM): dreeeeewwwwww....
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:20:11 AM): of course
Laharl01 (1:20:15 AM): easily bribable, mob connections, the accent
ForSovietRussia (1:20:22 AM): dave, you wanna speak for drew?
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:20:33 AM): I bet drew dozed off again
Laharl01 (1:20:35 AM): sure...
ForSovietRussia (1:20:43 AM): so we can finish this up and i can start statting out stuff
Laharl01 (1:20:46 AM): what's the island's name?
ForSovietRussia (1:20:52 AM): Trebaz Sinara
Laharl01 (1:21:01 AM): kk
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:21:32 AM): statting, huh...
ForSovietRussia (1:21:51 AM): O_o
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:21:57 AM): wouldn't have anything to do with Trunac's new girlfriend, would it?
ericshealy885 (1:22:02 AM): fell asleep on keyboard?
ForSovietRussia (1:22:06 AM): i think drew fell alseep on the keyboard
Laharl01 (1:22:08 AM): yeah, he fell asleep on teh keyboard
ForSovietRussia (1:22:10 AM): in a most hilarious fashion
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:22:13 AM): lol
ericshealy885 (1:22:54 AM): wow
ericshealy885 (1:23:00 AM): I've never seen that before
Laharl01 (1:23:06 AM): lol
ericshealy885 (1:23:10 AM): shit... more of it
ericshealy885 (1:23:11 AM): wow
ForSovietRussia (1:23:12 AM): oh the times i wish i had a kick optin
Laharl01 (1:23:17 AM): regardless
Laharl01 (1:23:18 AM): respond
ericshealy885 (1:23:31 AM): this is going to be the most awesome game log ever
Laharl01 (1:23:37 AM): haha
ericshealy885 (1:23:47 AM): Ima post this on like eight forums
ForSovietRussia (1:23:59 AM): lol
theonecag (1:25:00 AM): i give up
theonecag (1:25:04 AM): good night
theonecag (1:25:06 AM) has left the room.
ericshealy885 (1:25:23 AM): wow...
ForSovietRussia (1:25:26 AM): xD
ericshealy885 (1:25:27 AM): craziness
ForSovietRussia (1:25:29 AM): hai
Laharl01 (1:25:44 AM): so, yeah, the cleric's fucking wasted
ericshealy885 (1:25:48 AM): I suppose we should be wrapping this up shortly for those among us that sleep?
ForSovietRussia (1:25:55 AM): almost done
ericshealy885 (1:27:08 AM): fast foward?
ericshealy885 (1:27:11 AM): teh ff
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:28:14 AM): alright, show's over, back to game
Laharl01 (1:29:15 AM): alright guys
Laharl01 (1:29:15 AM): gnite
ForSovietRussia (1:29:22 AM): and we shall pause the game here
ForSovietRussia (1:29:26 AM): BUT
ForSovietRussia (1:29:29 AM): you all get XP!
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:29:30 AM): ...well, damn
ForSovietRussia (1:29:40 AM): 800 XP EACH!
ericshealy885 (1:29:42 AM): yay!
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:29:46 AM): oh, ok
Laharl01 (1:29:58 AM): on that note, I'm out
Laharl01 (1:30:00 AM): gnite all
L17713ANGRYM4N (1:30:14 AM): hmph. I finally finish everything I had to do tongiht, and then y'all break. Jerks
Laharl01 (1:30:18 AM) has left the room.