28) The party burst through the door, in the room they see a bunch of big grotesque old spiders dancing in a circle holding legs, chanting:  "Old Hooker Thumper, sat on her bumper, drinking her ice cold brew, up walked a spider,  with a red swollen member, could I weave a pearly necklace for you."

Cumbrellas! Love it. They should be like the Blade Runner ones that light up.

29) Wherever the PCs are, walls or nearby terrain suddenly flip around to reveal a game show set with a live audience. Spotlights shine on the characters from nowhere, and jocular host Harve S. Ma'an* tells them that they are now contestants on: "SUCCESS OR SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!" They must compete along with at least one other contestant. They must answer questions to win prizes and stay in the game. Wrong answers lead to a surprise, which could be anything from a pie in the face to solo, unarmed combat with a giant, horny space-spider. [Secondary roll table encouraged.] One NPC contestant should die first in the most gruesome way imaginable, accompanied by loud applause. Attempting to flee only teleports the character back to their seat.

*Harve S. Ma'an is in reality a powerful, sadistic extradimensional being. Audience members are humanoids from various worlds who just signed up to be in a gameshow audience.

30) A long-haired man in a skintight black costume is seen flying and battling a giant mechanical spider. He rips it apart with his bare hands, proceeds to rub one out while hovering over the wreckage and then flies away.

31) "Pimpdaddy Longlegs," purveyor of prostitutes arrives and offers to hook the PCs up with some "..Grade A-A Spider-Poon. That's TWO A's.. for Arachnid Ass!" He will not accept money directly, and says to pay "The Girls" because he's an "independent contractor."

32) Lieutenant John Rashsack of the Federation "Ribnecks Squad" arrives with a contingent of soldiers. He extends his prosthetic arm in friendship and asks if you want to join up to end the Arachnid Menace. He says they approached another group, but they said they didnt want to ally themselves with "a bunch of fascists who murder migrant extraterrestrials."

"It's a call to arms! We need all hands on deck! I'm not going out on a limb by saying we have to amputate this force and sever them from any reinforcements!:

Quote from: RoJoGamer on February 19, 2024, 01:21:54 PM
29) Wherever the PCs are, walls or nearby terrain suddenly flip around to reveal a game show set with a live audience. Spotlights shine on the characters from nowhere, and jocular host Harve S. Ma'an* tells them that they are now contestants on: "SUCCESS OR SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!" They must compete along with at least one other contestant. They must answer questions to win prizes and stay in the game. Wrong answers lead to a surprise, which could be anything from a pie in the face to solo, unarmed combat with a giant, horny space-spider. [Secondary roll table encouraged.] One NPC contestant should die first in the most gruesome way imaginable, accompanied by loud applause. Attempting to flee only teleports the character back to their seat.

*Harve S. Ma'an is in reality a powerful, sadistic extradimensional being. Audience members are humanoids from various worlds who just signed up to be in a gameshow audience.

Lol, that should happen pretty much every session.  I love it, hoss!

The whole Squid Games/Running Man/Total Carnage/Most Dangerous Game (maybe not as many people know that last one nowadays) thing is big now. Maybe it can go in that direction too. Squirting Man Game? You have to run a gauntlet pursued by people with bad haircuts who want to nut on you. I'd run! This would be HUGE in Japan.

Quote from: RoJoGamer on February 20, 2024, 01:11:53 AM
The whole Squid Games/Running Man/Total Carnage/Most Dangerous Game (maybe not as many people know that last one nowadays) thing is big now. Maybe it can go in that direction too. Squirting Man Game? You have to run a gauntlet pursued by people with bad haircuts who want to nut on you. I'd run! This would be HUGE in Japan.

That's giving me ideas... I might be able to turn that into 2 or 3 results.  I've started the process of writing it up and editing as I go.  By the time I hit 100, I should also be done with The Cha'alt Experience, so thinking of including it in that.  And everyone who contributed will get a free PDF, and if they already helped fund it via the Kickstarter, they can get another PDF for free.

How does that sound?

Sounds super awesome.

33) A fine, hooded cloak is found, woven of New-Venusian space-spider silk. It provides the benefit of light armor, but is as supple as a young* porn starlet's bottom.

*Whose age record is kept on file along with photos of politicans seen with this woman before her age record was kept on file.

34) An unopened bag of Cummy Spiders is found. No, not gummy spiders.

35) In the distance, a giant gorilla is having a fierce battle with a giant space-spider. Just when the ape is pinned and all seems lost, it slides out from underneath the huge arachnid, jumps onto it and proceeds to go to town on it, right in the no-no spot. You didn't know spiders could scream. That terrifying sound* will haunt you.. forever.

*The GM should attempt to make the sound, a combination of clearing your throat and the high-pitched wail of a very upset infant.

I think I'm going to cap this random table at a d30, then take the best results, and include it in my upcoming PDF, The Cha'alt Experience... probably my blog, as well.

Thanks for participating, everyone! 

VS