So, if you've watched tonight's Inappropriate Character's show, we made a meme... a giant, transdimensional spider jacking-off and then jacking-off the wizard who blew his arachnid mind with power and sorcery.

Anyway, I want folks to participate in a d100 random table called Spider-Jack.  No pics, BTW!  But put in whatever erotic, sexy, or pornographic spider-related table results as you want!  Bonus points if it's Cha'alt related!!!

I'll go first...

1) The dimensional spider-woman hybrid jacks you off into her 8 tiny mouths, each wanting a drop of anti-hero juice.

2) A spider sorcerer casts wizard mark, creating an arachnoid tramp stamp on whatever THOT happens to catch the spider sorcerer's fancy.

3) An inter-dimensional spider teaches you the 8-legged jack technique.

4) The RPG Pundit regrets ever meeting Venger Satanis.

69) That's a spider-jack critical... everyone in the area gets a surprise, non-consensual robot-spider orgasm!

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After Valentine's Day (when this group project will conclude), I'll send it to my layout guy and self-publish it for free on DTRPG and whatever platform will have it.

Thank you,

VS

(5) "The spider slowly and cautiously makes its way toward you. With one appendage it hands you a clown mask, another appendage gently places itself on your lips. You hear "shush. Put this on and I'll honk your horn."

(6) As you wrap your arms around the prostitute, desire and excitement overload your senses, and the wall of the 60-minute Motel on the outer ring of Alpha Blue explodes. A Chartreuse-colored spider bursts through with a camera and a sound crew. It shouts "Surprise Mother Fucker! You're our next contestant on Zorn Chub!"

Quote from: lordmatteus on February 11, 2024, 10:13:58 PM
(5) "The spider slowly and cautiously makes its way toward you. With one appendage it hands you a clown mask, another appendage gently places itself on your lips. You hear "shush. Put this on and I'll honk your horn."

(6) As you wrap your arms around the prostitute, desire and excitement overload your senses, and the wall of the 60-minute Motel on the outer ring of Alpha Blue explodes. A Chartreuse-colored spider bursts through with a camera and a sound crew. It shouts "Surprise Mother Fucker! You're our next contestant on Zorn Chub!"

Holy fuck!  This whole thing just may be a better idea than Crimson Escalation...

7) Ziggy plays it left-hand, and the sex spiders from Mars devour the band... sexually.  Oh yeah, there was a dirty glam-rock musical group hanging about in the alcove.  You must've missed them due to the spider-jacking all over the place.

8 )  The sexy woman slides up to you, whispering quietly in your ear "So, you've watched Wicked City....?"

Quote from: aganauton on February 12, 2024, 10:41:03 AM
8 )  The sexy woman slides up to you, whispering quietly in your ear "So, you've watched Wicked City....?"

Does Wicked City have spiders in it?  What is Wicked City?  Is that a D&D thing, TV show, movie, or what?

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Quote from: aganauton on February 12, 2024, 10:41:03 AM
8 )  The sexy woman slides up to you, whispering quietly in your ear "So, you've watched Wicked City....?"

Does Wicked City have spiders in it?  What is Wicked City?  Is that a D&D thing, TV show, movie, or what?

I thought that you smoking pot and watching Wicked City is how you came up with Cha'alt.

https://gogoanime.dev/wicked-city-dub-episode-1

You walk into the room, your footsteps slosh and slip. You can feel your socks moisten as the liquid seeps in. In the ceiling are d10+3 Spider-Jack Gooners, edging each other. They're making fun of one of the one that blew his load. They end their chortle when noticing you and request that you join or they'll kill you witnessing them.

You are contacted by a Spider Lawyer, who is requesting that you pay your child support for your 258 children. It is revealed to you that one night, during a wet dream, you fertilized the eggs of Ms. Ronna MacDa'anies. She is a first time mother who is just trying to make ends meet, and her boyfriend, Kirk La'ard, is pushing for her to take you to court.

Quote from: BadApple on February 12, 2024, 02:47:34 PM

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Quote from: aganauton on February 12, 2024, 10:41:03 AM
8 )  The sexy woman slides up to you, whispering quietly in your ear "So, you've watched Wicked City....?"

Does Wicked City have spiders in it?  What is Wicked City?  Is that a D&D thing, TV show, movie, or what?

I thought that you smoking pot and watching Wicked City is how you came up with Cha'alt.

https://gogoanime.dev/wicked-city-dub-episode-1

At the time that I thought up, wrote, and self-published the first Cha'alt book, I hadn't smoked pot for about 20 years.  And I've never seen Wicked City.

Quote from: PaddysParlorGames on February 12, 2024, 03:42:45 PM
You walk into the room, your footsteps slosh and slip. You can feel your socks moisten as the liquid seeps in. In the ceiling are d10+3 Spider-Jack Gooners, edging each other. They're making fun of one of the one that blew his load. They end their chortle when noticing you and request that you join or they'll kill you witnessing them.

You are contacted by a Spider Lawyer, who is requesting that you pay your child support for your 258 children. It is revealed to you that one night, during a wet dream, you fertilized the eggs of Ms. Ronna MacDa'anies. She is a first time mother who is just trying to make ends meet, and her boyfriend, Kirk La'ard, is pushing for her to take you to court.

Yes!

Quote from: VengerSatanis on February 12, 2024, 05:14:31 PM

Quote from: BadApple on February 12, 2024, 02:47:34 PM

Quote from: VengerSatanis on February 12, 2024, 10:57:22 AM

Quote from: aganauton on February 12, 2024, 10:41:03 AM
8 )  The sexy woman slides up to you, whispering quietly in your ear "So, you've watched Wicked City....?"

Does Wicked City have spiders in it?  What is Wicked City?  Is that a D&D thing, TV show, movie, or what?

I thought that you smoking pot and watching Wicked City is how you came up with Cha'alt.

https://gogoanime.dev/wicked-city-dub-episode-1

At the time that I thought up, wrote, and self-published the first Cha'alt book, I hadn't smoked pot for about 20 years.  And I've never seen Wicked City.

Dude, it was a joke. 

That said, Wicked City is a Japanese horror story that has at least three different media releases.  The opening scene of the anime movie is very famous as the lead ends in bed with a woman that turns into spider lady, goes out the window, and crawls down the side of the apartment building.  It's one part horror, one part detective story, and one part psychedelic fantasy trip.  If you watch either the anime movie or the live action movie, I think you'll see how there's more than a passing similarity between it and your own published works. 

Quote from: BadApple on February 12, 2024, 05:42:18 PM

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Quote from: BadApple on February 12, 2024, 02:47:34 PM

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Quote from: aganauton on February 12, 2024, 10:41:03 AM
8 )  The sexy woman slides up to you, whispering quietly in your ear "So, you've watched Wicked City....?"

Does Wicked City have spiders in it?  What is Wicked City?  Is that a D&D thing, TV show, movie, or what?

I thought that you smoking pot and watching Wicked City is how you came up with Cha'alt.

https://gogoanime.dev/wicked-city-dub-episode-1

At the time that I thought up, wrote, and self-published the first Cha'alt book, I hadn't smoked pot for about 20 years.  And I've never seen Wicked City.

Dude, it was a joke. 

That said, Wicked City is a Japanese horror story that has at least three different media releases.  The opening scene of the anime movie is very famous as the lead ends in bed with a woman that turns into spider lady, goes out the window, and crawls down the side of the apartment building.  It's one part horror, one part detective story, and one part psychedelic fantasy trip.  If you watch either the anime movie or the live action movie, I think you'll see how there's more than a passing similarity between it and your own published works.

Cool.  I'll add it to the list.  I was 50/50 on whether you were joking or not.  I read a brief summary online and it said something about her being a demon woman, but if she'd kind of a spider, then that works!

Thank you, hoss.

Quote from: VengerSatanis on February 12, 2024, 06:49:47 PM

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Quote from: VengerSatanis on February 12, 2024, 05:14:31 PM

Quote from: BadApple on February 12, 2024, 02:47:34 PM

Quote from: VengerSatanis on February 12, 2024, 10:57:22 AM

Quote from: aganauton on February 12, 2024, 10:41:03 AM
8 )  The sexy woman slides up to you, whispering quietly in your ear "So, you've watched Wicked City....?"

Does Wicked City have spiders in it?  What is Wicked City?  Is that a D&D thing, TV show, movie, or what?

I thought that you smoking pot and watching Wicked City is how you came up with Cha'alt.

https://gogoanime.dev/wicked-city-dub-episode-1

At the time that I thought up, wrote, and self-published the first Cha'alt book, I hadn't smoked pot for about 20 years.  And I've never seen Wicked City.

Dude, it was a joke. 

That said, Wicked City is a Japanese horror story that has at least three different media releases.  The opening scene of the anime movie is very famous as the lead ends in bed with a woman that turns into spider lady, goes out the window, and crawls down the side of the apartment building.  It's one part horror, one part detective story, and one part psychedelic fantasy trip.  If you watch either the anime movie or the live action movie, I think you'll see how there's more than a passing similarity between it and your own published works.

Cool.  I'll add it to the list.  I was 50/50 on whether you were joking or not.  I read a brief summary online and it said something about her being a demon woman, but if she'd kind of a spider, then that works!

Thank you, hoss.

Sorry Venger, I should have provided a bit of context for that one.  I had just got home from day 3 of a 4 day run of 12 hours shifts, wasn't exactly awake.

Thanks Bad Apple for providing the context.

Definitely see Wicked City! 👍🏻